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On The Dark Alley Pie

30% holding iPod up like iPhone and turning head while filming everything.
20% being cheerful because of spiked pieces of clothing. A headbutt is going to leave someone bleeding with this headband I'm wearing.
20% being Natasha Romanov in my head
10% confident of air-filled syringe in bag and "do you reallly want an embolism?" speech.
15% being able to kick someone in the jaw.
5% wondering if perhaps I plan things out too much.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 6:03 pm 3

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@itiresias Do not get me to open my jar of Rhaegar feels. I have lots of them. And about the prophecy. And about Lord Bloodraven, because Targs before ASOIAF were AWESOME.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 4:27 pm 1

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@selyse UNF JUSTICE. Castrate those rapists, baby, castrate them HARD.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 5:06 pm 2

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@Megan@twitter But I don't think R + L loved each other. He was all THE PROPHECY and she was all TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN PROPHECY. DAMN IT YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 4:13 pm 0

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@meetapossum And the Sandsnakes. Tyene is my favourite, but I love them all.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 4:06 pm 2

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@meetapossum I swear, if any white person is even RUMOURED to be cast, there will be repercussions.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:55 pm 3

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@meetapossum They better not fuck him up or I'm going to pull a Doran "Vengeance. Justice. Fire and Blood." on D & D.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:29 pm 0

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@makingtrouble I ... like the creepy ones? Only the fictional creepy ones. And I have the feeling that he'd talk in bed.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:28 pm 1

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

To re-do all twenty-six of the names on that list would be far too much effort. Well, no. I just don't want everyone to know that I did do my own rankings so you only get the top five. I MUST RETAIN SOME DIGNITY.

(Bonus Roose Bolton who was NOT on the list in the first place, so honorary mention.)
5. Jaqen H'ghar (the first one. Not the later ones.)
4. Petyr Baelish (I have a thing)
3. Tywin Lannister (LOOK HE WAS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA OKAY?)
2, Viserys Targaryen (wake the dragon, snicker snicker)
1. Stannis Baratheon (TRUE KING OF WESTEROS. shut up he's just repressed)
0. OBERYN MARTELL (he will be your #1 when you meet him, too)

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:20 pm 6

On Close-Reading a Controversial List, Take 2

@OooYeahAboutThat... I would do Tywin Lannister and Roose Bolton in a heartbeat.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 3:12 pm 1