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Nutellaface

I'm an actor and I like Nutella and I have a cat. Also, I bake when I'm stressed.

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on A Thing You Should Probably Read If You Use the NuvaRing

@Roxanne Rholes I will continue to use lesbianism as my birth control.

Posted on December 12, 2013 at 1:26 pm 15

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on What's Your Excuse for Not Having My Body?

@SmartCookie Can someone teach me to braid?

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 3:44 pm 5

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on What's Your Excuse for Not Having My Body?

@dracula's ghost Frankly, at first I thought she was asking what my excuse is for not giving birth to three kids, and I was like, "I went to the grocery store and saw a kid screaming for and about candy, so."

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 3:40 pm 9

By honey cowl on The Treat Yo Self Pie

50% singing Wrecking Ball at the top of my lungs bc BF is out of town and I have the house to myself
25% cat snuggles
25% stuffed crust frozen pizza for dinner bc BF is out of town and also YOLO

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 3:53 pm 1

By frigwiggin on A Shot in the Dark: My Night with the Male Strippers at Hunk-O-Mania

@lora.bee

(Sorry, Franz.)

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 2:17 pm 27

By meetapossum on Other Rolling Stone Covers

@Nutellaface According to the episode of Celebrity Wife Swap I watched, Mark McGrath is a helicopter dad.

(I would totally stalk the Gin Blossoms, though.)

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 11:51 am 1

By Ophelia on Friday Open Thread

Hi all! I've been MIA lately, because...I had a baby! She is clearly Type A, and arrived a month early. We're going to have to work on training her to be fashionably late. She is, of course, perfect :)

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 5:49 pm 24

By queenofbithynia on Mapping Manhattan: How 10 Women See the City

whoa, has Manhattan always been shaped like a whale?

When I was a kid someone told me Manhattan was an island and I was so mad that somebody was trying this on me. it was barely above "hey did you know the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary" as a prank. I have BEEN to New York before, I explained to them. I went there on the train. We did not stop and get into a boat. can train wheels roll on water? Is the train filled with helium? is it made of magic? How stupid do I look exactly?

anyway when I say I was a kid I mean I was 23 or something, and I still do not believe a city can be an island. what, is it also filled with elves?

the end.

Posted on June 19, 2013 at 12:36 pm 20

By Emma Carmichael on Mapping Manhattan: How 10 Women See the City

@thelibrarianne Hi. Only one of the Hairpin's editors lives in New York (guilty!), and we thought this was a very cool project, no matter where you live.

Posted on June 19, 2013 at 12:20 pm 14

By hallelujah on Friday Open Thread

I spilled a full glass of red wine on my baby's head last night. He's a little purple today. At least I don't have to worry about getting him baptized now (that's how that works, right?)

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD FIRST WEEK, JIA. Let's Pinup, Michigan!

ETA: I did the opposite of what that article suggested, & started playing Candy Crush today. WHY GOD WHYYYYY.

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 3:34 pm 41