@Bittersweet Thanks! That was pretty much exactly my intent so, yay!
'News you can zoos' = my favourite kind of news!
I got hit by a car once and it was completely my fault. I was fine, just bruised and sore. I went home and told my mum I'd fallen off my bike because I didn't want to worry her/get totally deserved lecture about not being an idiot. I specifically thought at the time, ha won't it be great to tell her in 10 years that actually, I got hit by a car hahaha. We can laugh about it over tea.
She died soon after and that was one of the first things I thought; now I can't tell her about the car.
@pixieg Hmmm, I draw the line at healthy fart.
@omgkitties DOES HE HAVE A BROTHER??
@par_parenthese Well, there goes my day...
@Mad Dog It's true, eight IS a lot of legs, David!
This post is not complete without mention of the Nativity lobster. The Nativity lobster: never forget.
@Somewhere my love
I'm just going to say it: the actors playing Jon Snow and Robb Stark should switch parts, Richard Madden 4eva.
@pterodactgirl Thank you! He's my number one and I'm seriously distressed that I seem to be all by my lonesome on this urgent matter.