On A Wristwatch That Alleviates the Struggle (of Long-Distance Love)

my boyfriend just broke up w me after only two months apart, i guess
(ugh sorry) (i hate distance and grad school)

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 12:36 pm 0

On Marry Your Computer

i have found that i am p good at being like the first person that someone meets on okcupid, like right before they meet their ~tru luv~

so, good job me, i think

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 11:49 am 3

On Reading Between the Texts: Is THIS Flirting?

yes, cute boys who definitely have girlfriends maybe flirting is the worst! (bc i am 12, i guess)

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm 4

On Janelle Monáe Featuring Erykah Badu, "Q.U.E.E.N."

twiggy janelle monae!

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 9:49 am 3

On If '90s Dude-Crushes Were Food

@iceberg Omar Epps?

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 4:13 pm 0


PAMPERS is the best/worst i have ever seen.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm 3

On Loneliness, Mistakes, and the Inner Questionnaire

ugh 'casual dating.' ugh bein a grown up. if you are in a letter one type situation, (or the 'i do like you, i think, but like this other person more' variant of that situation) don't say things like 'in any other situation, i would love to date you.' or other weird pragmatic like 'i just had to make a decision' things. not, uh, ranting from personal experience, or anything.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:16 pm 2