Y'all, one time I had sex to 'Papa Was a Rodeo' by the Magnetic Fields, and that was a pretty poor decision.
On Frosting or Icing? Firefly or "Peenie Wallie"? Brew-Thru, Beverage Barn, or "I Have Never Heard of This Concept"?
I've taken it three times, and it tells me Montana or Worcester, MA every time. I'm from Oklahoma!
@ohmy no no no I'm in Chicago and basically bit all my nails off all day because of this! And was a grumpy old person at everyone celebrating in the streets last night. Solidarity!
TRIGGER WARNING: SNAKES.
@Mayor of Butt City I had put off getting an IUD for ages, and finally got one, and I LOVED IT SO MUCH that I basically became an IUD proselytizer and convinced every lady of child-bearing years who would listen that they should get one, too.
BFF proceeds to get one, has the worst periods of her life (like, seriously, homegirl didn't know what cramps were until that point), and expels it after a month. oooops?
@Smallison that is my valentine! faded valentines are the best valentines, right?
@wallsdonotfall I knew you had to be a Chicagoan! I had never heard of paczki before I moved here, and now I can't get enough.
@wallsdonotfall WHERE DID YOU GET THESE DELICIOUS FLAVORS?