On What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

Y'all, one time I had sex to 'Papa Was a Rodeo' by the Magnetic Fields, and that was a pretty poor decision.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm 6

On Frosting or Icing? Firefly or "Peenie Wallie"? Brew-Thru, Beverage Barn, or "I Have Never Heard of This Concept"?

I've taken it three times, and it tells me Montana or Worcester, MA every time. I'm from Oklahoma!

Posted on September 18, 2013 at 1:31 pm 2

On Texas Senator Wendy Davis's Filibuster

@ohmy no no no I'm in Chicago and basically bit all my nails off all day because of this! And was a grumpy old person at everyone celebrating in the streets last night. Solidarity!

Posted on June 25, 2013 at 9:51 pm 1

On How to Enter Parties


Posted on June 18, 2013 at 11:49 am 8

On The To-Do List Pie

@Mayor of Butt City I had put off getting an IUD for ages, and finally got one, and I LOVED IT SO MUCH that I basically became an IUD proselytizer and convinced every lady of child-bearing years who would listen that they should get one, too.

BFF proceeds to get one, has the worst periods of her life (like, seriously, homegirl didn't know what cramps were until that point), and expels it after a month. oooops?

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 3:11 pm 2

On Jim Behrle Valentines

@Smallison that is my valentine! faded valentines are the best valentines, right?

Posted on February 14, 2013 at 3:05 pm 0

On Win a Jim Behrle Valentine

@wallsdonotfall I knew you had to be a Chicagoan! I had never heard of paczki before I moved here, and now I can't get enough.

Posted on February 12, 2013 at 11:25 pm 0

On Win a Jim Behrle Valentine


Posted on February 12, 2013 at 5:39 pm 0