By yeah-elle on My Valiant Battle Against a Loud Co-Co-Worker, Part I

oh man, good on you. this guy sounds insufferable. i look forward to part 45, in which norman finally shuts the fuck up.

how much do you bet that he's in the co-working space in the first place because he tried to work from home and some long-suffering person (wife, partner, child, room-mate, whatever) was like, LEAVE OR I AM CUTTING OFF MY EARS.

Posted on November 14, 2013 at 6:25 pm 13

By Apocalypstick on What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Sea Monster

@frigwiggin But it's all worth it when you look into those enormous, enormous, mill-wheel eyes and feel the warm glow of knowing you're a safe distance away.

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 9:44 am 8

By Chareth Cutestory on Fictional Businesses We'd Like to Open One Day, Part Deux

The best way to read these is to imagine Tom Haverford pitching them.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 3:16 am 7

By royaljunk on What's On Your Locker Door?

In middle school I had a nice collage of Orlando Bloom photos from Cosmo Girl glued to my spiral notebooks, and by high school shifted to Viggo Mortensen (but only as Aragorn) and Karl Urban.

The day I realized I was more attracted to Aragorn than to Legolas was the day I became A Woman.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 2:48 pm 17