oh man, good on you. this guy sounds insufferable. i look forward to part 45, in which norman finally shuts the fuck up.
how much do you bet that he's in the co-working space in the first place because he tried to work from home and some long-suffering person (wife, partner, child, room-mate, whatever) was like, LEAVE OR I AM CUTTING OFF MY EARS.
@frigwiggin But it's all worth it when you look into those enormous, enormous, mill-wheel eyes and feel the warm glow of knowing you're a safe distance away.
The best way to read these is to imagine Tom Haverford pitching them.
In middle school I had a nice collage of Orlando Bloom photos from Cosmo Girl glued to my spiral notebooks, and by high school shifted to Viggo Mortensen (but only as Aragorn) and Karl Urban.
The day I realized I was more attracted to Aragorn than to Legolas was the day I became A Woman.