By stuffisthings on What I've Learned From My Side Job Critiquing Dick Pics

@ba-na-nas read this as "for sale," it was better that way.

Posted on January 8, 2014 at 4:49 pm 6

By polka dots vs stripes on A Plan for Dealing With This

driving around buying other things

Basically Southern California in a nutshell.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 2:36 pm 2

By rebecca the brave on Now That I'm Married, I Only Use Crystal

I appear to be the only one who assumed from the title she was referring to crystal meth. And that is good.

Posted on November 25, 2013 at 5:57 pm 4

By bureaucrab on Reading Between The Texts: Sexting, Sort Of. (?)

Raising my hand on loving this feature SO. MUCH.

Perhaps someone has done this and I have missed it, but I would LOVE to see a skit that transports the type of crap that happens via texting in pre-texting eras. As in, it's 1973, and a guy actually calls, barely speaks in sentences, and ends every statement with "haha" or "lol." Or better yet, it's 1873 and some dude takes and develops a selfie and sends it in the post.

Posted on November 25, 2013 at 5:23 pm 7

By meowmischen on Now That I'm Married, I Only Use Crystal

@Lucienne Get the Amazon Wish List extension for Chrome, and add things from any website to an Amazon registry. Bam, you just registered for a £2750.00 Egyptian cat sculpture.

Posted on November 25, 2013 at 3:04 pm 5

By OhMyGoshYouGuys on Trading In, Trading Up: Substitutions for the Sexiest Man of 2013

I've been choosing to read People magazine's announcement as:
Adam Levine: sexist. Man, alive!

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 3:41 pm 3

By DairyCat on The Rob Ford Pie

Replace 25% "bought illegal drugs in the past 2 years" with "Is completely unqualified to hold public office but doesn't see as barrier."

Posted on November 15, 2013 at 12:33 pm 12

By Sally on Would You Ever Buy a Pair of "Anti-Rape Underwear"?

Neal Stephenson came up with the far superior version of this in Snow Crash. An insertible Vagina Dentata that would sting an unwelcome penis with a massive dose of sleeping agent.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 11:31 am 3

By Queen of Pickles on How My Obsession With Furnishing A Future Put Me Nearly $40,000 In Debt

Auuughhhh I have read all of the comments and feel gross

Posted on November 3, 2013 at 10:19 pm 12

By mynamebackwards on Every Kind of Purse

@Urwelt my dad has solved this problem by wearing a fishing vest at all times with many millions of pockets that he fills with his business-y things plus gum, pens, etc. it's embarrassing and adorable at the same time. DADS.

Posted on October 31, 2013 at 2:31 pm 14