I appear to be the only one who assumed from the title she was referring to crystal meth. And that is good.
Raising my hand on loving this feature SO. MUCH.
Perhaps someone has done this and I have missed it, but I would LOVE to see a skit that transports the type of crap that happens via texting in pre-texting eras. As in, it's 1973, and a guy actually calls, barely speaks in sentences, and ends every statement with "haha" or "lol." Or better yet, it's 1873 and some dude takes and develops a selfie and sends it in the post.
@Lucienne Get the Amazon Wish List extension for Chrome, and add things from any website to an Amazon registry. Bam, you just registered for a £2750.00 Egyptian cat sculpture.
I've been choosing to read People magazine's announcement as:
Adam Levine: sexist. Man, alive!
By DairyCat on The Rob Ford Pie
Replace 25% "bought illegal drugs in the past 2 years" with "Is completely unqualified to hold public office but doesn't see as barrier."
Neal Stephenson came up with the far superior version of this in Snow Crash. An insertible Vagina Dentata that would sting an unwelcome penis with a massive dose of sleeping agent.
Auuughhhh I have read all of the comments and feel gross
@Urwelt my dad has solved this problem by wearing a fishing vest at all times with many millions of pockets that he fills with his business-y things plus gum, pens, etc. it's embarrassing and adorable at the same time. DADS.
By [sic] on Friday Open Thread
@yeah-elle Great idea! That way, if you change your mind, you could always go "The wedding got called off, terrible business..."
By Onymous on Friday Open Thread
@yeah-elle Seriously, weddings are the best excuse because unlike major illnesses or dead relatives, you can use it as often as you want.