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By iceberg on Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits:

The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.

Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"

Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.

This morning:

"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."

"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm 10

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Get This Kay Jewelers Commercial Out My Face

I always think of this when I see these commercials:

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 2:38 pm 7

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Friday Open Thread

@iceberg Perfect. At my publication, my boss runs all the headlines by me to make sure we don't print something embarrassing. "Could this be sexual at all, Rose?"
Rose: *sees headline "Keeping It In the Family"* *laughs a lot*
Rose: "Yeah, that's about incest."

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:16 pm 3

By iceberg on Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I also illustrated a sales sheet for a Summer Package with a stock photo of a dude in Speedos

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:06 pm 1

By iceberg on Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose at my publication we measure editorial content in inches, so when my boss told my other boss "[Editor-in-chief] has 1300 inches" I blurted out "That's what it says in the ladies room" without even thinking.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 5:05 pm 2

By iceberg on Friday Open Thread

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose hahaha you are my kinda gal. a friend of mine was worried about crocheting in public versus being able to pick up dudes and I was like "but, think of all the double entendres about being good with your hands!"

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:40 pm 1

By Jazmine on Friday Open Thread

@OhMyGoshYouGuys I mean, I know it can be weird, but OkCupid has provided me with plenty no-strings-attached hookups in my past.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:36 pm 2

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Friday Open Thread

@OhMyGoshYouGuys I'd imagine the pick-up lines for winter are the easiest. Something to do with being cold, cuddling, body heat, friction, etc... I'm a bit rusty on pick-up lines, but I bet we could figure something out.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:26 pm 2

By adorable-eggplant on Friday Open Thread

@OhMyGoshYouGuys Spill a hot cocoa in his lap. Meet cute! Just like, throw a hot cocoa at a passerby. Solved it.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:07 pm 5

By Biketastrophy on Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant "Winter lovin, happened so fast"

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:00 pm 2