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On A Very American Spite House

I can't explain why, but I'm getting this unshakable sense that a Scientologist would live here. So many beds and reflective surfaces.

Posted on December 18, 2013 at 9:11 am 0

On Get This Kay Jewelers Commercial Out My Face

@Better to Eat You With She doesn't need to talk.
This ad should be referred to as "The Cabin in the Woods" commercial.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 2:28 pm 3

On Get This Kay Jewelers Commercial Out My Face

@adorable-eggplant And by the way, that commercial is the first result from a Google search of "creepy Kay Jewelers commercial."

And from Jezebel: "Ah, creepy, creepy co-dependent psychopathic cabin love."

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 11:32 am 3

On Get This Kay Jewelers Commercial Out My Face

@j-i-a I would so much rather the woman give the guy a diamond collar while the cat and dog are watching.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 11:01 am 11

On Get This Kay Jewelers Commercial Out My Face

Does anyone remember the creepy commercial (I believe it was Kay's) of a man and woman at a cabin where the camera angles made it look like there was someone in the bushes outside the window and the dude was all "I'll always be here to protect you" or something. Soooooo creepy.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 10:59 am 2

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant I like the way you think. Just mark my territory. Then I could offer to wash his cocoa-stained pants at my place.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:17 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant Yes, I remember that was a thing! Maybe as I'm walking down the street and see someone suitable, I'll "accidentally" fall as they walk by. They'll have no choice but to stop and help me up. Is that the best plan?

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:04 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

I'm fresh-ish off a breakup, and I have no current prospects. All I want is a winter rebound. If only there was a way to convey this to strangers solely through eye contact...

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:39 pm 3

On Friday Open Thread

@yeah-elle That tattoo is everything.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm 0

On Ask a Dietitian: Salt Cravings, Workout Food, and Things to Eat When I'm Stressed

@Blushingflwr True. Craving salt might mean your body needs iodine? Especially since a lot of people now opt for using sea salt--which lacks iodine--when they cook.

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 4:05 pm 0