I love this. It reminded me of the open letter to Ned Hepburn from JLaw and I had to go read it again. Please keep eviscerating these guys forever.
Just curious, what kind of belt would you wear with that Madewell dress? It's a really cute dress but I would hate to ruin it with some sort of horrible belt faux pas. (Also, hi, I'm a longtime reader who decided to come out of hiding and comment for the very first time to ask a belt question!)