On “You Can Do Anything, As Long As It’s Nothing": Ballad of the World's Ugliest Creature

Looks like Ziggy.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 12:35 pm 2

On You Are No Longer a Father to Me

@Alli525 The same thing happened with me and my stepfather, though we aren't estranged. I just feel weird around him, and did especially when I was younger (30 now). My main issue was that every time I used his computer before I found the porn, he was afraid I would find the porn and would berate me, saying I "broke" the computer and was barred from using it again. I was always so confused as to how I could have hurt the computer, but once I found his hot teen sluts I realized what was going on. I never told anyone, and he is totally harmless outside his fantasy world, but still. ICK.

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 9:51 pm 1

On D.I.-Why?: Emily Matchar on the Allure of the “New Domesticity”

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll Also the poop. THE POOP.

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm 0

On Do You Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face?

@Mira This happened to me!!! I was taking a class and at the end this one last came up to me and told me I was a huge bitch and all I could think was, "I never even thought about you....?" Musta been my bored bitchy face because it is pretty epic.

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 11:24 pm 0

On Before Too Long, Everyone You Know Will Be Named Emma

@werewolfbarmitzvah My son's middle name is Frederick. I kind of wish it was his first name.

Posted on May 30, 2013 at 11:02 pm 0

On Things Significantly Worse Than a Fight at the Roosevelt Island Garden Club

@hallelujah UGH right? I just got a job for next year lined up and have leave my little guy... this was not the right thing to read. I'm gonna go line the walls with bubble wrap and lock the doors....

Posted on April 15, 2013 at 2:36 pm 0

On That Baby Wants to Break You Up

@siniichulok You can definitely throw random bottles into the mix (or once a night) after your breastfeeding is established (~6 weeks in).

Posted on January 22, 2013 at 4:16 pm 1

On That Baby Wants to Break You Up

@photoalice Right. We went down that road out of desperation - "controlled crying". That just made things worse.

Posted on January 22, 2013 at 4:12 pm 0

On That Baby Wants to Break You Up

Especially the sleep deprivation. I think people have no idea. And if your baby sleeps through the night, do not tell me or I will punch you through the computer screen with my fist.

Posted on January 22, 2013 at 12:17 pm 16

On That Baby Wants to Break You Up

Hello, you just basically wrote an essay about my life right now.

Posted on January 22, 2013 at 12:15 pm 5