If You Were a Hyperlink

If you were a hyperlink I’d click you so hard. I’d click you every day, over and over, as many times as I possibly could. My roommates would be like “What’s he doing in there?!” because all they’d hear would be click click click click click click click. At night I’d click you last thing before falling asleep and then again first thing in the morning. I’d probably click you a little bit in my sleep too if you were cool with that. I’d click you until my fingers and wrist and entire body were sore. Then I’d click you some more. READ MORE