I loved my short hair. My skull has a beautiful shape to it, and it suits my weirdly-proportioned features very well.
Sadly, I live in the land of the $85 haircut, and constant upkeep is the only way to keep a pixie looking cute. Hence, I can never go short again. :(
My boyfriend? You've never met him. He lives in Niagara Falls.
@Slutface "Oh baby, your dust bunnies and moldy dishes are getting me soo hoooot."
When I was a little girl I dreamed of having an extensive collection of beautiful art. Then I figured out how much beautiful art (like this) costs.
Now I just have an extensive selection of art reproduction tattoos.
Ishmaeline, whose nail beds are torn and caked in blood from a shoddy attempt at an at-home manicure, would rather spend her day anxiously waiting for the internet to get interesting than send a couple of damned emails.
I signed up for it and was doing good until they told me to clean my floors. Lovingly, at that.
I'll keep my hovel.
@Ophelia That would be me.