@548852898@twitter if you tell them you're jewish, they try to get you to do mitzvas. like stonefruit says, they're often pretty gendered in what mitzvas they try to get you to do, and often they just ignore women which I think has more to do with why Haley's never been hassled than her hair. they're also seasonal, so right now they give out chanukah candles and menorahs so that people will take them home and light them, and that's also more of a gender-neutral mitzvah.
i love that freeze frame of the dad frowning no. i can just hear the director saying "no, that's too much of a glare. try to get your lips to do more of a frowny upside down U shape. you know, like a cartoon character."
@rora where can i get a mets visor? asking for a friend
The timing on this is a little too perfect
@Lily Rowan the person is some kinda 3D character animation. it kinda looks to me like a prebuilt video-game ready model, and the filmmaker is fucking with his anatomy and movement controls. the car is from a video game, i'm pretty sure from grand theft auto. the whole shot where it's on the highway is taken entirely from the video game, but the other shots with the car, its composited into live action footage.
also: it is the most wonderful thing and i've watched it six times now and it just keeps getting better
@cabber babka. make a babka. it will take you all day, and then you will have a babka, which is about the best thing ever
@titsgrande please count me in. olives & mushrooms. great pizza combo.
@Away Laughing Yolo County??
@gtrachel i think we can all agree: moar semicolons plz
"olives are hand-picked, like bananas, they are best picked green, olive trees can live for thousands of years, you can put olives in a dessert."
disambiguation questin: should that read "olives are hand picked, like bananas" or "like bananas, they are best picked green" or (anthropomorphism!) "[olives] like bananas"?