On The Very First Hairpin Q&A

I am terrified of bees. I have never been stung and every day that goes past without me being stung I become more and more convinced that I am deathly allergic to them.
When I see one, I scream and run like a child and it is mortifying.

Posted on May 16, 2015 at 8:48 pm 0

On The 95-Year-Old Bridesmaid

cried like a baby.

Posted on May 19, 2014 at 2:29 pm 0

On Engagement Chicken, Three Ways

All I can think about when reading this is The Toast's take on engagement chicken: http://the-toast.net/2013/11/18/engagement-chicken-a-short-story/

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 1:28 pm 2

On Other Types of Showers

Just wanted to say... thanks for including plus sized links without comment, sometimes as the first item in a list, always something that is actually attractive. This means a lot to me.

Posted on January 6, 2014 at 8:00 pm 3

On A Girl's Education in Little House in the Big Woods

@frumious bandersnatch It's the amount of boiling. You will know you are there because all of a sudden it will get kind of grainy... and if you wait 2 seconds longer you will have maple syrup rock. Which is also delicious if you have the patience to chip it out of your kettle, but not nearly as pretty!

Posted on September 11, 2013 at 10:18 pm 0

On TLC, Meant to Be

Gaaah. I love them so much. And would watch anything with them, or their look-a-likes, or their songs, or their clothes, regardless of quality. No Scrubs made me break up with a boyfriend once. This means TLC was amazing.

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 11:39 pm 0

On Ballerina Problems

@literary_hippie Ditto. This one makes me feel sad, like trying hard isn't important, and like just because a goal is lofty we shouldn't try to work for it.
Not that I should talk, I'm getting an accounting degree. But it still made me feel bad.

Posted on July 21, 2013 at 2:31 am 0

On "And Peggy Paula let him, she let him, because if no one is there to touch you are you even really there?"

You guys HAD to post that link, huh? And now I have been caught crying like a baby by the boy that was stopping over for some drinks and maybe some more...
... if he doesn't understand, he shouldn't get any more than drinks.

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 2:00 am 0

On Sarah Silverman's Perfect Night Is Perfect

@katiemcgillicuddy Oh good, me too!

Posted on June 19, 2013 at 1:30 pm 0

On A Christmas Story

Wow you completely freaked me out. Shivery!

Posted on December 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm 0