On I Mounted a Fox: An Interview with Allis Markham

Being a taxidermist is my dream job. Thank you so much for doing and sharing this interview!

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On Beauty Q&A: Bullet Bras, Rancid Perfume, and Mascary

@turnipcake Yep. I try to not be, and that was quite a few years ago, but I'm likely still very rude.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 9:39 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Bullet Bras, Rancid Perfume, and Mascary

@Party Falcon The woman wasn't in the sort of style of Twiggy / 60's at all. And according to her friend (who, yes, I asked), this was everyday make-up to her. It just seemed so weird. Also, yeah it is not good to be an asshole while drunk.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 9:34 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Bullet Bras, Rancid Perfume, and Mascary

At a party I met this one girl who was a friend of a friend. This girl wore layers upon layers upon layers of mascara on both her upper and lower eyelashes and it looked so weird and me, being the drunk asshole that I can be, said to her, "Hi, why do you do that? I mean, you are such a pretty woman; you would look so much better without all that mascara on your eyelashes, especially the lower eyelashes. It makes you look kind of weird??" She didn't talk to me for the rest of the night. I'm guessing she probably thinks she looks GREAT with that much mascara on. (It was a goddamn New Year's party! We were all dressed up!)

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 5:44 pm 1

On Hi, I'm Jane Marie...

YAY!!! I am very glad about this!!

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 10:30 pm 0

On OKCupid Accidents, the Kid Talk, and Cheating With a Smile

@nokittythisismypotpie I always called cunnilingus PLs (pussy lickings). Feel free to take the abbreviation!

Posted on August 23, 2011 at 6:36 pm 1

On Eat Lobster

@likethestore The only thing I can think of is that maybe the claws are sort of shaped like a kidney? If you squint?? The family name pretty much means "kidney feet," so that's my best guess.

Posted on July 27, 2011 at 3:28 pm 2

On Beauty Q&A: Pixie Cuts, Gym Nips, and Meeting Alex Trebek

@Rebacka Yes! Friendships! When I had my pixie cut, I got women asking me about my hair in elevators, restrooms, gas stations, bars, etc. "I love your hair! Where did you get it cut?"

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 1:54 pm 0

On The Girl Beer, Part Two: Animée

How is it pronounced. HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED. Is it pronounced anime? Don't they know that this is only going to target dudes who still live in their parents' basements and have Sailor Moon sheets?

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm 2

On Fantasies, Photography, and "My Best Friend's Boyfriend"

I almost wrote a lot of mean things about my friends' exes or current dudes.

Anyway, girl, you just gotta deal. Change the subject. Understand that until the asshole and your friend break-up for real, you'll probably not be having fun parties with her present. :(

I enjoy dick pics! I get them from my boyfriend a lot, and I like receiving them! It's different, though, because he's only sent them when I requested them.

Posted on July 15, 2011 at 1:47 pm 0