Been reading for quite a while, and finally decided on a name. Little bit geek, part artist, might sing sometimes, love the maths.
@stroopwafel And they are almost always good one liners that stops the person in their tracks.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose My best technique for dealing with the yelling public is to hang up quietly if they are berating me for something that I didn't do/can't change. Or wading through it if there is something I can help with and then cussing them out as soon as I hang up. 9 years in and I still hang on to it for at least an hour, replaying, rewording, shaking, it depends on the call.
After some time has passed, I do have some favorites though.
There was one person who called and got voice mail and managed to change the outgoing message for everyone in the whole system to a horrible rant.
I have a glass that will comfortably hold half of a bottle of whichever wine I choose. I really enjoy that one glass of wine, sometimes even two times.
I feel like I may be a rage inspired cleaner. I get up and clean when I am super mad about something. I just don't get mad very often, so my house isn't rage clean. Quick, I'm going home soon, somebody piss me off...
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@yeah-elle We have his kin where I work - Kevin Butts.
Our main office building made national news being named after past mayor - Harry Baals (family actually pronounced it balls)
Also a neighbor I had 15 years ago names their daughter Satin Sheets. I'll never get over that one.
@swirrlygrrl I feel like this is the place to say that the Mad Violinist's version of Love Faces was a revelation and now I need more songs just like it. No Lyrics with a violin as the voice? Yes please.
@Jen@twitter Laughing sex is some of the most memorable sex I've ever had. I fully recommend it. Role playing Beavis & Butthead during sex was about the funniest shit ever (at the time).
How is sexual assault a prank in anyone's mind?
That was beautiful.