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On Notes From A Future Shitbag Mother

My decision to not have kids is primarily guided by the fear that my kids would despise me as much I do my own mother. I love kids. But I hear my mom in my voice sometimes when I speak to my friends' children, when I lose my patience. Before she died last year, My beloved grandmother (whom my mother openly despised when I was growing up) looked me square in the face and said, "I think you should really think about it before you have children. Are you sure?" It was liberating.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 9:15 pm 0

On Go On With Your Bad Self: Misadventures In Self-Improvement

Oh man, Eliza Rosenberry, I had to re-read that a few times to be sure I didn't write that myself...because I totally 100% relate. Thanks, I feel a little less lonely on my birthday, but, (dismay) not like less of a terrible person.

Posted on August 4, 2014 at 11:34 pm 0

On OK, Cupid?

We got messsaged by the same dudes on OKC! Hilarious.

Posted on July 9, 2014 at 6:45 pm 0

On Ask A Costume Historian: Help, My Brother Wants Me To Be His Suit-Wearing Best Man

You love to comment! So:
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Posted on June 25, 2014 at 2:11 pm 0

On Iceland vs Greece

This is funny. I should start a blog. Commenters!
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Posted on June 25, 2014 at 2:02 pm 0

On Ask Baba Yaga: How Do I Get Over the Shame I Feel For My Work?

My work is at odds with my philosophies as well.
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Posted on June 25, 2014 at 1:59 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: If You See Something, Say Something

What is that amazing Red/Green eyeshadow compact pictured?! Me want!

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