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On Ask a Clean Person: The Uncluttering

LW is the best! What an amazing job!

Making beds is the second best! #LAMBY (let's all make [our] beds, yes?)

Posted on February 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: The Basics

@Fflora/@Riff Randell: I hard-cleaned my kitchen last week, mostly just so I could use all of my Mrs. Meyer's stuff. Ok, and so I could indulge my insatiable urge to scrub floors (something I've loved doing since I was a kid - that kid who scrubs the cement steps in front of her house on the first day of summer vacation, prompting her mother to say, "Stop it, the neighbors are going to think I forced you to do that.")

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm 3

On Ask a Clean Person: The Basics

I think I love Jolie more than I love the smell of Mrs. Meyer's Geranium hand soap (which is sooo good)! Reading her column makes me feel less like a crazy clean person and more like an awesome clean person.

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 11:31 am 3

On What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

After a brief and unfortunate encounter with the movie Child's Play one Halloween night*, I became convinced that my American Girl doll was going to kill me in my sleep. Addy spent the next few years (fine, she's still there) in a plastic storage tub in my closet. Occasionally I'd take her out to brush her hair and make sure she wasn't blinking on her own, but our relationship never recovered.

*I faked a headache to get out of watching the rest of this movie. What a valuable skill to begin honing at the tender age of 10.

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 11:50 am 1

On Asymmetrical Breasts, Strip Clubs, and Men Who Are Delicate Flowers

Yeah, there are definitely no more (sexual) benefits to this friendship for the time being, and my friend did seem jealous when he found out about some law school student that kept trying to make out with me at a club so...On another note, I'm a little sad that you assumed I'm not a cougar. Just sayin'.

Posted on January 25, 2011 at 7:13 pm 0

On Asymmetrical Breasts, Strip Clubs, and Men Who Are Delicate Flowers

Yo, I wrote the first question and no, we weren't banging without kissing (it just wasn't the nice, warm, this-leaves-me-feeling-swoony kind of kissing). That'd just be weird. Oh, and he has a whiteboard, not a blackboard.

Posted on January 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm 0