@nyikint Not anymore GOD.
But...yes...we were doing coke without you.
@Ladyface I am terrifyingly unable to place the driving force behind my Taco Bell addiction - I think it's the cinnamon twists...
The most annoying part of the "rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin" statement is that she says TIN - not CAN. Because she's just that European everyone. I bet she also "rings" people and takes the "lift".
@laurel This is a false hope because I'M SURE the capital to create such a website would be in the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
I am into yoga, new wave, lipstick and knitting. My house is filthy, and will remain so until my husband learns to clean...
I accidentally ordered a huge amount of quilling paper from Amazon (when I meant to order oragami paper)! I found a use for it; Martha Stewart suggested writing your vows on it and unrolling them. We did it, it was a beautiful, but terribly impractical idea.
I don't know why she didn't just go with the green taffeta. Also HOW DOES SHE ONLY HAVE LIKE 4 DRESSES - THIS LIST SHOULD BE MUCH LONGER.
@Lili B. Isn't that sort of the point of her though? That her exceptional talent is to be shiny-headed and straight-backed and able to put up with the public portion of it? I mean - I find it difficult to believe that after Princess Diana was literally KILLED BY PAPS that anyone would pretend they don't know what they're getting into? I think she signed up for it, and that's her special skill. She can handle it. And that's probably why Will married her - because she convinced him she really, really would be okay with all that it entailed.
Edited to add: I guess I mean I HOPE that's her special skill - like Harry Potter's mom, giving some kind of ancient protection to her child or Bella turning into a super protective vampire mom. I just, I hope it all rolls off her back and she loves more of the "job" than she hates.
@supernintendochalmers Refreshingly, my midwife, who is my age (35) told me she was waiting, b/c she "knows what she's in for" and many of her friends were surprised and not really ready. I found this comforting.
I just had to go cry in the bathroom about this article. GOD DAMN IT.