This is probably the first time I've ever read an article with mouth agape, repeating "UM" at INCREASING VOLUME
HOLY CRAP ON A SANDWICH WHY AM I NOT RICH I WOULD TREAT ALL THESE PIECES RIGHT
@frenz.lo Woot for getting the hard part over with right away!
For the children question, I am toying with the idea of saying "We already had them but decided to give them away when they refused to pull their own weight." Probably better than "Are you fucking kidding me, have you heard of boundaries?" :D
@coolallison I'm spending Thxgiving with my mom and friends, so I'm likely to enjoy -- but I am SO WITH YOU on the in-law thing because that's how I feel anytime I'm near my MIL. Only she frowns upon drinking. One of these days I will get a garter flask a la Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.
Which is a really long-winded way of saying GOOD LUCK. May the pain be dulled!
@adorable-eggplant I am unemployed, so I give my time -- I do pro bono legal work and I judge mock trials for my alma mater. :)
@JanieS Heheh, if I hadn't invited the entire city to my home, I would be right there with you. Actually, that's more my deal on xmas.
@Madeline Shoes Ooooh, what is your rum punch recipe?
Happy Thanksgiving! What is everyone cooking?
@siniichulok My husband has minor meltdowns over finances too -- he probably can't express happiness for you until he feels secure enough. Sigh.
And yay for the drawing -- I'm so envious of anyone with artistic talent. Keep drawing!
@siniichulok Heheh. It is, I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.