Last night I dreamt of a dilapidated stone ruin where, if we jumped from cairn to cairn in the correct pattern, a secret door in the ground opened up and permitted us to enter an underground crystal cavern full of friendly cats.
I have some lovely heels in my closet, but they are sitting there because I have destroyed my right leg with walking to work, retail and food service. The most I can manage are kitten heels and that is only on a good day. I always bring a secondary pair with me because I know heel wearing sexiness will only last a certain period of time.
Welcome to our quiet little hamlet. btw the astral plane is OUT, the elemental plane of air is IN
By karion on I Can't Wear Heels
I can't do heels for any measurable length of time. My ankles are shot from a lifetime of high impact activities and poor shoe choices in my 20s.
Which is why My Look is nearly always CJ Cregg. Camisole under fitted button down, tailored pants, kitten heels or chunky loafer. It is the easiest and sexiest work uniform ever.
@districter I am now, after baby, an 11 extra-wide (previously 10.5 regular, also very scarce). I wasn't much for heels before, but now I'm just happy to find something that doesn't scream "elderly retired nurse on a cruise ship" (not my Summer Look) (I love the idea of cultivating a Summer Look).
By de Pizan on I Can't Wear Heels
HATE heels. Anything with heels, even tiny baby starter heels. Even really super chunky heels like on a dress loafer where in theory there should be no danger of falling or turning your ankle. My feet need to be as close to the earth as possible, because walking without falling is hard enough in flats. Gravity and balance are two things I haven't really worked out yet, even nearing the end of my 3rd decade.
@Sa Ra@facebook I know you are spam but I will make an example out of you because YOU SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ("ROLLING STONES WERE THE GREATEST!" "DYLAN WAS THE GREATEST!"), BUT NO, YOU ARE WRONG
5 Things I Liked This Week (or last week, because I think last week I forgot):
1. I survived open mic night! I was the only female comic performing, and possibly the least experienced, but I'm happy with my performance, and I got good feedback on it.
2. Free tiny Frappuccino!
3. Beer and complaining about how much boys suck is an excellent way to spend a Saturday
4. I signed up for the Ann Friedman newsletter and she provides tons of links for weekend reading.
5. Going away for a week on Monday! Huzzah!
@claire2222 the website she formerly wrote for.... is this one
But what does it taste like?
Can we please have more incredible forearms on primetime, please