Last night I dreamt of a dilapidated stone ruin where, if we jumped from cairn to cairn in the correct pattern, a secret door in the ground opened up and permitted us to enter an underground crystal cavern full of friendly cats.
Hey, Sarah! Long-time service person here. I'm going to suggest that your co-worker is probably assessing it right on this one. No need to explain how blenders work to the staff when asking for a shake of your preferred consistency. Just ask if you can get the shake of your choice, extra-blended, and you'll get what you want 85 to 90 percent of the time. You'll have it live with noticing the occasional eye roll. It will be worth tolerating in exchange for the lack of lumpy banana.
Not gonna lie, I am rooting for the defendant in this case!
@Vinny Lucky@facebook Touché, "Vinny Lucky", touché.
YES!!!! I had just come over here to email a hot tip about the GiantChickenHellSaurus' discovery, I am so pleased to see the 'Pin is on top of the latest in terrifying reptile-poultry news.
I am pretty sure that there is a level missing, maybe two, between Capri Sun and the wheatgrass shot. Isn't there a place for the tap-water drinker who still thinks of yoga pants as just overpriced Spandex??
Oh wow. I work for a political person, and I am totally going to spend a portion of my work day showing them this. For work purposes, of course.
@Eyre Apparent yes, just came here to say the same thing; it's missing the colon in the URL. Try http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/03/17/140317fa_fact_solomon?currentPage=1
@coolallison @adorable-eggplant My sympathies! I still haven't quite gotten over living in the 2010 Olympic host city, and the subsequent year's hockey riot. Whenever I see more than four people gathered in toques around a piece of sport equipment I break a sweat. I can't imagine what it would be like if the same people tried to ruin music, too.
@coolallison Oh, no!! I want this corner of the internet to be a place full of people who care, too, even about the chickens.
I am verry looking forward to reading this on my lunch break.