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Last night I dreamt of a dilapidated stone ruin where, if we jumped from cairn to cairn in the correct pattern, a secret door in the ground opened up and permitted us to enter an underground crystal cavern full of friendly cats.

On Two Ways to Order a Shake

Hey, Sarah! Long-time service person here. I'm going to suggest that your co-worker is probably assessing it right on this one. No need to explain how blenders work to the staff when asking for a shake of your preferred consistency. Just ask if you can get the shake of your choice, extra-blended, and you'll get what you want 85 to 90 percent of the time. You'll have it live with noticing the occasional eye roll. It will be worth tolerating in exchange for the lack of lumpy banana.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 4:52 pm 3

On 14-Year-Old Child Bride Poisons 35-Year-Old Husband One Week After Wedding

Not gonna lie, I am rooting for the defendant in this case!

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 12:03 pm 0

On Chicken From Hell!!!!! Now Known as "Anzu Wyliei"

@Vinny Lucky@facebook Touché, "Vinny Lucky", touché.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 12:56 pm 0

On Chicken From Hell!!!!! Now Known as "Anzu Wyliei"

YES!!!! I had just come over here to email a hot tip about the GiantChickenHellSaurus' discovery, I am so pleased to see the 'Pin is on top of the latest in terrifying reptile-poultry news.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 10:59 am 0

On The Yoga-Juice Continuum

I am pretty sure that there is a level missing, maybe two, between Capri Sun and the wheatgrass shot. Isn't there a place for the tap-water drinker who still thinks of yoga pants as just overpriced Spandex??

Posted on March 18, 2014 at 3:42 pm 0

On The Greatest Video of All Time

Oh wow. I work for a political person, and I am totally going to spend a portion of my work day showing them this. For work purposes, of course.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 11:43 am 0

On "You can’t mourn for the little boy he once was. You can’t fool yourself.”

@Eyre Apparent yes, just came here to say the same thing; it's missing the colon in the URL. Try http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/03/17/140317fa_fact_solomon?currentPage=1

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:53 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@coolallison @adorable-eggplant My sympathies! I still haven't quite gotten over living in the 2010 Olympic host city, and the subsequent year's hockey riot. Whenever I see more than four people gathered in toques around a piece of sport equipment I break a sweat. I can't imagine what it would be like if the same people tried to ruin music, too.

Posted on March 7, 2014 at 7:24 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@coolallison Oh, no!! I want this corner of the internet to be a place full of people who care, too, even about the chickens.

Posted on March 7, 2014 at 5:15 pm 1

On "As if sex work is only work if it’s 'good' work, if we love to do it"

I am verry looking forward to reading this on my lunch break.

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 11:15 am 0