On Friday Open Thread

This week I learned that you should never mention circumcision on twitter. Especially if there was an extremely rare and frightening complication.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 3:58 pm 2

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

@stroopwafel There's a school in Indiana with a Tom Raper hall. He sells RV's.

Posted on January 21, 2014 at 5:52 pm 0

On How to Cook Like a Writer for the Holidays

My mom has the infamous Gertrude Stein cookbook with the pot brownie recipe. It's basically a homemade brownie recipe with shake dumped into it. It sounds nasty.

Posted on December 23, 2013 at 12:44 pm 0

On Dinner With Gerhart and Edna

I identified with this to a shocking degree. I'm not alone, right?

Right guys?

Posted on November 19, 2013 at 10:35 am 1

On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist

It bugs me a lot when white parents use made up names like Braighlynn. Is that classist?

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm 1

On How Many Words Could You Read Aloud While Climaxing?

I can see Still Life with Woodpecker, but American Psycho? Really, lady?

Posted on September 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm 0

On Good Man Profiled

@Oliver St. John Mollusc what were the best ones? I'm not sure I have the time/stomach for going through the whole thing.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 10:48 am 0

On The Tradition of Female Ejaculation in Rwanda

@CelineFrosterson00 oh goodness!

Posted on September 9, 2013 at 3:01 pm 0

On The Smoothest Rock

I think of that two week period of time when I thought I was into Steely Dan. O youth.

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 3:46 pm 1

On What Kind of Restaurant Are You?

I'm the cheap pizza and burger place under the Sedgewick brown line stop in Chicago that secretly has bomb-ass Indian food.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 1:35 pm 0