I identified with this to a shocking degree. I'm not alone, right?
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It bugs me a lot when white parents use made up names like Braighlynn. Is that classist?
I can see Still Life with Woodpecker, but American Psycho? Really, lady?
@Oliver St. John Mollusc what were the best ones? I'm not sure I have the time/stomach for going through the whole thing.
@CelineFrosterson00 oh goodness!
I think of that two week period of time when I thought I was into Steely Dan. O youth.
I'm the cheap pizza and burger place under the Sedgewick brown line stop in Chicago that secretly has bomb-ass Indian food.
Most/all of these are legit complaints, but for the life of me I can't help but think of this: http://www.wfmu.org/listen.m3u?show=50561&archive=87498 (mp3)
@Linette I AM THAT GUY! IT'S HEREDITARY! I'VE SEEN PICTURES! WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
I already told my major bad plane story somewhere on this site, but here's another one:
I was taking a red eye from San Francisco to Chicago. I ended up sitting next to a man of some girth, which is fine. What's not fine is that he somehow fell asleep with his arms akimbo, so his elbow took up 1/3 of my seat. Also he snored like a cartoon man, so his elbows shook when he tried to inhale. So he was also elbowing me periodically. He woke up twice to say "SORRY! SORRY!" and then went back to his horrible cartoon man snoring.