On Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@Emily Patterson@facebook Agreed. They're Real is the greatest mascara of all time.

Posted on April 7, 2015 at 4:34 pm 0

On Helen and I

I have never seen a Bollywood film before, so I probably don't have anything constructive to say except, OMG the part in the last clip where her dress gets caught and she ends up in the gold sequin thingy is amazing! Also, I want to go to a cool restaurant where a lady dances in a giant birdcage and goes down a slide. This is common in India I assume?

I'm going into a Bollywood youtube K-hole now, thank you.

Posted on March 25, 2015 at 2:53 pm 0

On Famous People It Took Me Way Too Long To Realize Are Not the Same Person

Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson. (At least until I saw "Taken" and became obsessed with hating Liam Neeson for putting me through that piece of garbage.)

Posted on December 3, 2014 at 12:15 am 0

On I Love His Work

This is amazing.

The first time I saw that scene where Frank is birthed from the couch on It's Always Sunny I think I literally laughed harder than I ever did in my entire life. I couldn't stop re-watching it. What a gift to the world that man is.

Unrelated: I also hate Halloween and hate myself for it. It's reassuring to know i'm not alone.

Posted on November 19, 2014 at 10:39 pm 0

On This Is Not A Mitford Eulogy

I'd like to belatedly thank the Hairpin/Nicole for introducing me to the Mitfords 3 years ago, and for your continued attention to this important subject.

Posted on September 27, 2014 at 9:12 pm 0

On What My Mom Wants Me to Blog About

Wait, what IS it like to be disappointed with highlights? I'm about to get some, and I'm a little nervous.

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 9:09 am 0

On A to Z: Cute Animal Videos I'm Still Waiting On

Oh my, I love this so much.

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 8:52 pm 0

On My Best Friend's Cancer

This is beautiful, thank you. I'm so sorry for your loss but glad for you that you got to have a friend like this. Not everyone does.

A few years ago my cousin and my best friend were both diagnosed with cancer at around the same time. My best friend lived and my cousin died, so I too know what it's like to be unexpectedly shaken out of your youthful exuberance. I don't often say it to her but I'm thankful everyday that my friend is still here.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 12:44 am 0

On The 10 Worst Nail Polish Names from Pure Ice

@battlestarlet Ew.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 6:41 pm 1

On Internet Work and Invisible Labor: Suri's Burn Book and the Celebrity Offspring Economy

Funny, just two seconds before I ran across this article, the television told me that Kevin Jonas' baby's birth was sponsored by Dreft laundry detergent.

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 6:22 pm 0