On This Is Not A Mitford Eulogy

I'd like to belatedly thank the Hairpin/Nicole for introducing me to the Mitfords 3 years ago, and for your continued attention to this important subject.

Posted on September 27, 2014 at 9:12 pm 0

On What My Mom Wants Me to Blog About

Wait, what IS it like to be disappointed with highlights? I'm about to get some, and I'm a little nervous.

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 9:09 am 0

On A to Z: Cute Animal Videos I'm Still Waiting On

Oh my, I love this so much.

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 8:52 pm 0

On My Best Friend's Cancer

This is beautiful, thank you. I'm so sorry for your loss but glad for you that you got to have a friend like this. Not everyone does.

A few years ago my cousin and my best friend were both diagnosed with cancer at around the same time. My best friend lived and my cousin died, so I too know what it's like to be unexpectedly shaken out of your youthful exuberance. I don't often say it to her but I'm thankful everyday that my friend is still here.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 12:44 am 0

On The 10 Worst Nail Polish Names from Pure Ice

@battlestarlet Ew.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 6:41 pm 1

On Internet Work and Invisible Labor: Suri's Burn Book and the Celebrity Offspring Economy

Funny, just two seconds before I ran across this article, the television told me that Kevin Jonas' baby's birth was sponsored by Dreft laundry detergent.

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 6:22 pm 0

On Sestina About Hangovers For a 25-Year-Old From a Person Over 40

My hangovers were SO MUCH WORSE when I was in my teens/20s (as opposed to now, my 30s) because I would drink five times as much, and would drink awful awful things like Zima and Bacardi 151. I don't know anyone my age (who isn't an alcoholic) who should ever be as hungover as a really young person who's an enthusiastic partier/binge drinker.

Posted on January 2, 2014 at 10:59 pm 0

On A Thing You Should Probably Read If You Use the NuvaRing

I read about this blot clot issue about a year and a half ago, and freaked out. I literally got up from my desk at work and pulled the thing out. Annnnd... Now I have a five month old baby. True story.

Posted on December 12, 2013 at 4:04 pm 2

On The Popularity Pie

Sports. Cruises. Dog ownership.

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 12:57 pm 2

On One Weird Trick to Control Your Boyfriend's Mind (the Trick Is Pouring Juice in His Dickhole)

It would be so easy to trick a guy into staying in this position if you just told him something sexy and awesome was going to happen at the end of the 15 minutes. Then when the time was up it wouldn't matter that nothing did because he'd be mind controlled! You could just be like, forget what I said about the sexy thing and go fold my laundry.

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 4:29 pm 9