On Employee Discount
@dk It's like those flat chested women, why don't they all get breasts put in so they look less like children to those icky pedos?
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On Employee Discount
@Bonnie_Irene omg that sounds even worse than being asked to adjust your own labia. You should be able to get it done in two positions (Goddess Pose to yogis, and then Face Down Ass Up on your elbows) If it takes longer than 30 or so minutes, DO NOT RETURN!
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On Employee Discount
@dk I agree. I did the full wax for YEARS and if it hurts that bad it's either your sensitivity or (sorry that this has to be about her old workplace) the technician's skill level. I have never had any lasting irritation into the next day, even on my first wax ever. I stopped because of ingrown hair probs. And IIRC, my vulva has matured quite a bit since puberty, and it's not just the hair. Stuff changes. And Janeane, I loved you but you've gone all old and crotchety... and now I'll show myself out.
And I've NEVER had to adjust my own rather healthily proportioned labia during a wax, so that's odd in and of itself. You are not the waxer, you just lie back and breathe and then turn over and put your butt in the air for the last half.
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On Sixth Senses, Approachability, and the Penniless Nomad Actors
@fabel NAILLLLED IT!!
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On Sixth Senses, Approachability, and the Penniless Nomad Actors
@anna to the infinite power Sry it's prob bad form to reply to myself but wtf this is a pretty lame dude. Not saying he's not a dude that perhaps has done a good one in the past. But all these answers are weak as hell verging on wrong.
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On Sixth Senses, Approachability, and the Penniless Nomad Actors
LADY FROM THE FIRST LETTER! SCROLL DOWN!!!! I know it's a day late and a dollar short, or maybe I should read to see what other people are saying but fuckit: as someone who is just coming out of BEING the piece of shit who cheated, people's guilt eats them up in weird ways and if you really know him all you need is a sense that this happened. the weird comment just helps nail it down. ask him things directly and watch his face as he answers you. if you picked up on this and you've been together for years and you love this man and you have a kid together, the truth can make you guys stronger but you may have to drag it out at first. this is from someone who just walked across the abyss and my husband, who obviously doesn't have women's intuition but is pretty intuitive, blew my everloving mind with how much he sensed. he had to go on a little hunt for evidence but you can just talk and let him know you are there for him with acceptance and i think you guys are gonna make it. if you have SUCH a hunch, you just sound like you two are close despite this and you have to believe you can be closer than ever if you are right about this too. i wish the best for you two.
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On Spinach Quiche-Casserole
Oh gawd, I love this, I love the REALNESS of these recipes & the homey histories, however mundane. My new oven jsut got hooked up and I am seriously psyched to make Jane's broccoli chicken curry thing!! I love this with a love that approaches the "Ask A"'s and the historical old time hollywood shit. Love. Love Love Love. My mother is a horrible cook and this fills a void.
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On It Grows Back
I LOVED READING THIS!!! Oh, to be a kid again! I got progressively shorter until by 16 I had a full on Chelsea cut (just bangs dyed a deep red). I couldn't stop running my hands over my head, and I loved getting $9 haircuts at the barber shop... my h.s. boyf loved it, but he had a Mohawk so we matched up nicely. I went almost as short a few years ago at my relaxed office job w/ a deliciously dykey sort-of faux hawky thing... and it felt like too much of a "statement" (plus my husband said it was a little too much). maybe someday again, but I get so many compliments on my bob w bangs that I feel like I will go to the grave w it.
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On What You've Been Waiting for All Your Life
Anyone else disappointed that the "Fat Riker" blog link doesn't work? I WANT THE SAME PICTURE OF FAT RIKER EVERY DAY
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On Employee Discount
@Noelle O'Donnell I'd never get waxed by a lady who could be my Mom... stick with younger ones and they never judge. I have heard that this is a thing, the older judgey waxer. No thank you!