On What is the Very Last Thing a Woman Wants to See in Bed?

Some sort of cursed, mysterious, yet incredibly handsome Count might be fun if you were into gothic romances!

Posted on April 20, 2015 at 5:36 pm 0

On Your Liquid Liner Is Crooked, Let Me Fix It For You

Do you need to put concealer on your eyelids if you already use a primer like the UD one? Does the concealer itself act like a primer?

Posted on April 14, 2015 at 10:32 pm 0

On Beverages I Have Loved

Why is your tap water purple?

Posted on March 25, 2015 at 4:54 pm 0

On Excerpts From the March 2015 Vogue, Presented Without Commentary

Is a microbend just bending very slightly?

Posted on March 3, 2015 at 1:48 am 0

On Would You Rather...

Wait, we don't even get a choice to read the read the cable thing????

Posted on January 28, 2015 at 12:49 pm 0

On Sometimes Fucking A Bear Is Just Fucking A Bear

I'm having trouble getting over the idea of a chained up bear, it seems pretty horrible.
Then interacting sexually with it? Is it set in a realistic world?

Posted on December 9, 2014 at 6:40 pm 0

On Love Yourself the Way Drake Loves the Toronto Raptors Mascot

I think it's a dinosaur-style raptor.

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 10:13 am 0

On Reasons To Get A Dog

Drizzling? Like... urine?

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 1:45 am 0

On One Big Question: Who Has It All?

The Hairpin honestly does feel like a haven, in a way that no where else on the web does! I have sought refuge here before and been soothed :)

Posted on October 7, 2014 at 12:49 am 0

On More Letters from Confused Straight Man

What a moron. Does he really think being bisexual means you have to be dating a man and a woman at the same time? And to be so het up about it that he wrote into a newspaper!

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 5:56 pm 1