On Excerpts From the March 2015 Vogue, Presented Without Commentary

Is a microbend just bending very slightly?

Posted on March 3, 2015 at 1:48 am 0

On Would You Rather...

Wait, we don't even get a choice to read the read the cable thing????

Posted on January 28, 2015 at 12:49 pm 0

On Sometimes Fucking A Bear Is Just Fucking A Bear

I'm having trouble getting over the idea of a chained up bear, it seems pretty horrible.
Then interacting sexually with it? Is it set in a realistic world?

Posted on December 9, 2014 at 6:40 pm 0

On Love Yourself the Way Drake Loves the Toronto Raptors Mascot

I think it's a dinosaur-style raptor.

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 10:13 am 0

On Reasons To Get A Dog

Drizzling? Like... urine?

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 1:45 am 0

On One Big Question: Who Has It All?

The Hairpin honestly does feel like a haven, in a way that no where else on the web does! I have sought refuge here before and been soothed :)

Posted on October 7, 2014 at 12:49 am 0

On More Letters from Confused Straight Man

What a moron. Does he really think being bisexual means you have to be dating a man and a woman at the same time? And to be so het up about it that he wrote into a newspaper!

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 5:56 pm 1

On Better Yoga Poses: A Daily Routine

I thought it was pretty hilarious and I've been suicidally depressed and have been touched by suicide in my life.

I'm not saying this to invalidate your experience, just to offer a different perspective.

Posted on July 18, 2014 at 9:15 am 2

On Ask A Costume Historian: Help, My Brother Wants Me To Be His Suit-Wearing Best Man

More of this please! I.e. this writer and stuff about dress and costume history and ... the two combined? I found it super interesting and it's not something you can find a lot of places.

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On Ask Baba Yaga: How Can I Get Over the Fear That This One Physical Feature Makes Me Look Grotesque?

@MadameOvary I have it a well, It's actually not just a fat lump, it is a curve of the spine that develops, called a kyphosis.

There is a relatively simple surgery to correct it, if it bothers you. If you have back pain the surgery can correct that as well. It might be pricy in the US though, I'm not sure.

Posted on June 8, 2014 at 6:21 pm 0