Some sort of cursed, mysterious, yet incredibly handsome Count might be fun if you were into gothic romances!
Do you need to put concealer on your eyelids if you already use a primer like the UD one? Does the concealer itself act like a primer?
Why is your tap water purple?
Is a microbend just bending very slightly?
Wait, we don't even get a choice to read the read the cable thing????
I'm having trouble getting over the idea of a chained up bear, it seems pretty horrible.
Then interacting sexually with it? Is it set in a realistic world?
I think it's a dinosaur-style raptor.
Drizzling? Like... urine?
The Hairpin honestly does feel like a haven, in a way that no where else on the web does! I have sought refuge here before and been soothed :)
What a moron. Does he really think being bisexual means you have to be dating a man and a woman at the same time? And to be so het up about it that he wrote into a newspaper!