On We're Totally Going To Set Up Kepler 186f With Earth

Hopefully not first cousins.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 10:49 am 0

On A Curated Selection of Wonderfully Gruesome Sentences from Wikipedia

I should not be allowed on wikipedia because that "Random Article" option is just too much for me. This is where it lead: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_rejection

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 4:56 pm 0

On A Curated Selection of Wonderfully Gruesome Sentences from Wikipedia

@realizedniche Same thing with the article on Marion Parker, except this sentence came before: "Her arms and legs had been cut off and she had been disemboweled and stuffed with rags."

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 1:29 pm 0

On What It's Like to Live in Daytona Beach

I have nothing of substance to add, except to say that my stupid ex boyfriend was from Daytona. That's all.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm 0

On Schadenfreezers

Well. This is pretty devastating. Favorite: How many lives does a cat have? Just one.

Posted on April 9, 2014 at 10:45 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

I know I am not supposed to care about this but I guess the media has twisted/ruined my brain, so here goes: I am 31 1/2 years old and I am gaining weight like it is going out of style. It seems like whatever I eat, and no matter how much I exercise: increased pounds. (And I don't have a slow thyroid or anything; just got a physical and those functions seem okay). I really don't want to be a woman who complains about her weight, but I liked where I was and I want it to stop!

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 3:32 pm 0

On Costumes

@LydiaBennett Details, please!

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

"For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while." This is so stupid it makes me angry. I hate this dumb day.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 11:40 am 3

On Marge Simpson in Real Life

I can't decide which is creepier, the Black Dahlia smile or the circle eyeballs. Shudder.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 11:24 am 0

On Did You Bring Your Dick to the Table?

@stuffisthings Yes-- I think that is what is making me feel weird about this. As if the solution to workplace inequality is for women to have penises (symbolic or otherwise)? Au contraire! The solution is to have whatever genitalia, and be awesome and assertive.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 1:29 pm 1