On Weekend Roundup

One huge awesome amazing thing I liked this week:
Last day of work at the job I have been wanting to leave for the last year!! Also everyone being super nice and hopeful about my next step, which makes me feel warm and good.

Posted on July 11, 2014 at 5:38 pm 1

On Let's Lift Some Beans: The 15-Minute Workout

@de Pizan Agree-- you have to have SOME muscle mass before there is even the possibility of having giant, allegedly unladylike muscles. Also the overuse of the word "tiny." Just stop.

Posted on June 13, 2014 at 9:41 am 0

On Sia feat. Lena Dunham, "Chandelier"

@commanderbanana I hear that. Also, I am SO relieved that my half-mocking, half-serious interpretive dancing, performed at a particularly artsy moment in my twenties, was never aired in any medium.

Posted on June 10, 2014 at 1:39 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
1. I am moving out of my mouse-infested but otherwise fine apartment at the end of the month
2. A two week vacation with sister and lovely niece and nephews is starting on Monday, during which I will see my best friend for the first time in a year
3. Soft, creamy, aged goat cheese
4. That Doug Fister is coming back tonight!
5. I nailed down an internship for next Fall/I won't be working in this place for very much longer (63 more days, to be exact)

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 4:09 pm 1

On The Peculiar, Complicated, Blissful Rituals of the Kentucky Derby

@Batmans_Robyn Me too! "Interview with a Professional Rodeotrix" please!

Posted on May 6, 2014 at 11:36 am 0

On Rigs to Drive to High School From 1996-2000, Ranked

@missedconnections I also had a Taurus (she was called Mrs. Shackleford (get it? FORD?!) but mine was a '93, which felt remarkably ancient even though I got it in 1998.

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 3:03 pm 0

On We're Totally Going To Set Up Kepler 186f With Earth

Hopefully not first cousins.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 10:49 am 0

On A Curated Selection of Wonderfully Gruesome Sentences from Wikipedia

I should not be allowed on wikipedia because that "Random Article" option is just too much for me. This is where it lead: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_rejection

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 4:56 pm 0

On A Curated Selection of Wonderfully Gruesome Sentences from Wikipedia

@realizedniche Same thing with the article on Marion Parker, except this sentence came before: "Her arms and legs had been cut off and she had been disemboweled and stuffed with rags."

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 1:29 pm 0

On What It's Like to Live in Daytona Beach

I have nothing of substance to add, except to say that my stupid ex boyfriend was from Daytona. That's all.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm 0