On Misandrist Seeks Male Lover

This is a difficult topic & I'm glad you wrote about it!

Posted on March 19, 2015 at 12:38 pm 0

On Let's Talk About Birth Control

I've also been on the pill for about 5 years now, and I couldn't be happier with it.

I realized recently that I remember almost nothing from ages 13-18 because I was super fucking depressed and that that was probably due to a severe pubescent hormone imbalance. I haven't experienced any of those symptoms since I started on low-dose oral contraceptives when I was 17-18. I'm not sure if that was just the end of puberty or if the pill actually helped me even out, though. In any case, I'm not willing to risk either my depression coming back or getting pregnant, so for now, one a day keeps the babies away.

Posted on March 16, 2015 at 10:58 am 0

On The Fires of Love: A Danny DeVito and Steve Buscemi Erotic Fan Fiction

Holy shit. I think the internet just achieved its sole objective.

Posted on March 10, 2015 at 3:35 pm 1

On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?

My dad convinced me that like pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows, potatoes came from potato animals. He showed us what they looked like my sticking four toothpicks into a potato for arms & legs and drawing a face on it.

Posted on February 18, 2015 at 10:40 am 0

On True Summer

Amazing. Times within times, worlds within worlds.

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 10:41 am 0

On The Best Time Minnie Mouse, My Hero, Took Off Her Head and Projectile Vomited At Me

Holy shiiiiiit this totally beats my story of the time Goofy hugged me UNEXPECTEDLY FROM BEHIND in a Disney world bookstore

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 11:26 am 1

On Friday Open Thread

Considering going to the NYC pinup tonight-- anyone else? It would be the first time for me.

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 3:17 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

Just realized that this week is Palm Sunday, a Blood Moon, my period, and then Easter. Giving birth to the Antichrist in 5

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 3:07 pm 4

On Fantasy On Wheels: My Roller Rink Sexual Awakening

The role of fantasy in the life of the teen girl is one of my pet topics. There's a keenness to teenage sexual longing that seems unique to girls-- perhaps because it's so wrapped up in danger. We wanted so badly to be touched but were terrified of touching even ourselves.

p.s. I could write so much about my relationships with a) the Bronte sisters & b) My Chemical Romance.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 12:05 pm 0

On "You Win, Or You Die": On the Women of Game of Thrones

@Multiphasic Definitely-- one thing she and Cersei have in common is their attachment to the material and political trappings of ladyship. Margaery's ultimate ambition is probably to be like her grandmother Olenna, a widow who can drink wine and drop truth bombs left and right because she has survived all her men and fulfilled all the requirements of ladyship. Cersei had no such matriarchal leader after her mother Joanna died, and so the model Tywin provides is her only ideal. This is especially interesting since she seems to love and worship the memory of her mother, but only so far as it makes her hate Tyrion for "killing" her in childbirth.

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 2:23 pm 1