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blake_baby

imagine i've written something clever and edgy here. i'd have done it myself, but i've been marinating in lazy bastardy and can't be bothered.

On The Best Things I Learned About Vinegar This Year

geh...whenever i'd get sick as a child (which was often), my mom would make me gargle with a mixture of ACV and warm water. the very thought of drinking it makes me shudder.

the best use for ACV i've found is getting rid of fruit flies. just pour a few inches worth in a glass (or jar or whatever) and add a drop or two of dish soap to break the surface tension. leave the container out for a day or two, and the fruit flies will swarm in for some stanky goodness, only to sink helplessly to the bottom.

Posted on December 28, 2012 at 6:02 pm 1

On Your Bird May Scream For Attention

now *this* is a list of things i'll be doing for valentine's day. i think my husband will appreciate seeing my romantic side for once, especially after i've regurgitated the right kind of chocolate on to his shoulder.

Posted on February 11, 2011 at 6:35 pm 0

On The Baby-Sitters Club: Where Are They Now?

i'd have thought that shannon's breed of choice would've been the bernese mountain dog. i seem to remember some sort of inferiority thing where kristi's dog got prettified with bows and nail polish.

Posted on January 22, 2011 at 12:36 am 0

On MAKEUP!

my dad has always called it war paint, so i've taken to calling it that, too.

i used to be one of those girls that couldn't even run to buy a pack of smokes a block away without wearing make-up. nowadays, i'm just sort of 'meh' about the whole thing. i'll slap some on for special occasions and such, but otherwise, i can't be bothered...but oddly, it doesn't stop me from buying loads of prettificational stuff when the mood strikes. i've been doing that since before i was allowed to wear make-up. i'm such the product-whore. >.< whore-der?

Posted on January 22, 2011 at 12:25 am 0