On This Is The Day Before 40

"I was supposed to have stopped ordering take-out Thai food twice a week and drinking wine six and started calling my grandmother once and having sex with my husband at least every other."

Gorgeous. One day, I'll be able to spell that word right on the first try <3

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On The bell hooks Hotline: For When You'd Rather Not Give Out Your Number

Nope, sorry, if you don't want to give someone your number then don't. Surely we can be adults about this.

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On What's Your Excuse for Not Having My Body?


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On Hair Day

"reduction in drying time"? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? That's scary...

Posted on January 9, 2013 at 1:18 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Cheap Creams, Jeans, and Long Hair Dreams

LW2!! This had been my problem forever. I have a butt/hip area that's about a size 31 and a waist that's a size 29 (badonk.) Anyways, buy to fit your largest area and get them tailored! They can do amazing things nowadays. They remove the waist band and take it in, along with pleating the top of the rest of the jeans (does this make sense?) anyways what you're left with is a pant perfectly curved around your natural shape. Best of luck!

Posted on January 3, 2013 at 5:25 pm 1

On Beauty Q&A: Mystifying Dress Codes & The Great Bra Hunt

@Emma Peel I totally concur with Nordstrom Rack. I wear a 32D and there are racks and racks of them! I'm in bra heaven! At department stores I'm lucky to find two on the clearance rack.

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 5:27 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Mystifying Dress Codes & The Great Bra Hunt

@redheaded&crazie Yes absolutely! I went to a facialist (esthetician?) who told me this exact thing - I was washing my face like crazy with bar soap because it was just so oily. Apparently when you strip your face of its natural oils it just gets angry and produces more. Now I use Noxema and exfoliate once a week.

Another thing - apparently if you have acne you shouldn't exfoliate that much! This is because tt spreads the bacteria all over your skin. Now when I exfoliate I follow it up with a once-over with peroxide. Works wonders.

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm 0