On Assumptions

@Bebe yep. every damn time. my mom likes to call and say things like, "I'm calling to discuss my test results." and then i call and she's like, "turns out i have a sinus infection." AAAGGGHHH.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 3:53 pm 2

On Assumptions

I feel like I wrote this.
Assumption: one day I will step down from a curb and boom, leg breaks beneath me.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 3:51 pm 2

On How to Start Making Chili

BARBECUE SAUCE (the quality kind). I learned this working at a coffee shop in Chicago. It makes you go, "What is in this amazing chili?!," but somehow you just can't place it.

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 11:36 am 1