On 20 Irrational But Nonetheless Persistent Beauty Fears I’ve Picked Up From My Time as a Female Human Being

Mine: If I don't use mosturizer after my shower, my skin on my face will be so tight, it will rip.

Posted on August 28, 2012 at 11:08 am 2

On Women Laughing Alone With Salad

@MisterHippity I'm pretty sure I frown while eating a salad. I hate salads. They're so boring! They're trying to make eating healthy look fun, but we all know it's not.

Posted on August 28, 2012 at 11:04 am 0