I've never been anonymous online before. (I'm super Googleable.) Maybe someday I'll switch this to my real name and see what happens. The people here are the best.
@whizz_dumb Me three!
@meetapossum Oh my god how did I not know this? I've only ever had tea with...more tea. It has somehow never occurred to me to booze up tea.
@lora.bee My office is right across from the bathroom here. I can smell when people have had extra coffee. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.
@Pariah Carey My hypothetical wedding party is going to be TWO. One for me, one for the Future Mr. Nocs. Precisely enough to witness and sign the marriage certificate.
Man, eye crinkles are the best.
@Lili B. That is the most delightful little thing I've read all day.
Team hard G! I had an ex-bf who pronounced it Jif. Hence his status as 'ex.'
@Megasus "Cock leech." Nice.
Tumblr's on it! (VERY NSFW)
@Alli525 I may have rewound to confirm that there was, in fact, a bit of penis there. Thank you, DVR.