I've never been anonymous online before. (I'm super Googleable.) Maybe someday I'll switch this to my real name and see what happens. The people here are the best.

By jaimebee tho on Other Rolling Stone Covers

srsly thought the Good Charlotte article was called "DEATH IN A SMALL TOWN" for a second there, which was confusing but also somehow compelling? Also, I used to find all four of those men, like, blisteringly attractive. MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS A WEIRD TIME FOR US ALL I'M SURE

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 11:47 am 17

By cdv102 on Six Fairy Tales for the Modern Woman

Once upon a time, a woman read an article online that actually made her feel better about herself and life in general. And then she read the comments after it and there wasn't a single horrible, nasty, hateful one in the bunch. The comments turned out to be as life-affirming and wonderful as the article. The woman smiled.

The End.

Posted on June 11, 2013 at 4:43 pm 68

By Bittersweet on Six Fairy Tales for the Modern Woman

Once upon a time, a woman almost died of a previously undetected genetic health condition. She survived, and she married her college sweetheart and eventually they had a lovely child. She had a rewarding career, a nice house, lovely friends and a family that didn't drive her crazy (most of the time).

One day she sat down and really, truly accepted the physical limitations her health condition imposed on her. And she stopped being bitter about all the things she couldn't do, and she rejoiced in all the things she could do. And she recognized and celebrated all the blessings in her life, and was content.

The End.

Posted on June 11, 2013 at 4:40 pm 36

By hallelujah on Six Fairy Tales for the Modern Woman

Once upon a time, there was a young woman who liked to sleep around. She had many positive and consensual sexual experiences, and lots of supportive and like minded friends. Most of her partners were fun and respectful. Although she had several pregnancy and STI scares, her health care providers were lovely and never shamed her. She formed many healthy and mutually beneficial relationships, stayed in touch with several sex partners who are now good friends, and later married a gentleman she fucked on the first date.

Posted on June 11, 2013 at 3:27 pm 56

By Emby on Marry Your Computer

My girlfriend and I have decided to tell people we met on ChristianMingle, even though we met in a bar.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 10:41 am 24

By C_Webb on Marry Your Computer

Over Memorial Day weekend, I married a guy I met on Nerve 5 years ago. It wasn't until we had all our friends and family in the same room that we realized how many non-internet meeting stories we'd made up, back when that seemed like the right thing to do. Now we just tell people, because, you know, INTERNET WIN.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 10:37 am 15

By fondue with cheddar on Who Invited This Guy


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By Um, WTF Interrobang on Please Continue Pronouncing "GIF" Any Way You Please

@Scandyhoovian My co-worker and I are fond of saying "I noped the eff out of there" whenever possible.

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 3:21 pm 2

By Lili B. on Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Robert Redford, Golden Boy

My mom keeps a little picture of Robert Redford taped inside her day planner. She covers it with a post-it note so no one sees.

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 1:39 pm 31

By Alli525 on 'Game of Thrones' Recap: Daario Naharis a.k.a. Ed Skrein

My roommate and I simultaneously squealed "I SEE PENIS!!" during that one very sexy, very disturbing scene.

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 12:00 pm 2