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I've never been anonymous online before. (I'm super Googleable.) Maybe someday I'll switch this to my real name and see what happens. The people here are the best.

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@bevrockin That's a sentence I'm fairly sure I've never read before. Please, hurry back with links to those pictures.

Posted on August 19, 2013 at 1:40 pm 0

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This is amazing. I was SO over these pictures, but now I will welcome them in my various newsfeeds, and by "Welcome them" I mean "leave a comment that is just a link to that Tumblr."

ETA fantastic tagging work, Jia.

Posted on August 19, 2013 at 1:08 pm 2

On HBO Should Show Dongs: "Like, in between the boobs. Edited in between. Or like, literally in between, that'd be cool too"

@meetapossum I love the way this gif loops. Forever and ever, wobbling that sausage.

Posted on August 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm 3

On HBO Should Show Dongs: "Like, in between the boobs. Edited in between. Or like, literally in between, that'd be cool too"

@RK Fire It's only fair. And if there's one thing I've learned about the television industry, it's: Fairness is the number one concern. We should be seeing dongs in no time!

Posted on August 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm 4

On HBO Should Show Dongs: "Like, in between the boobs. Edited in between. Or like, literally in between, that'd be cool too"

Pretty sure the base of Gendry's was visible that one time. YOU KNOW. That time.

Posted on August 13, 2013 at 1:54 pm 10

On A Real Argument for Doing That Thing Where You Rub the Chopsticks for No Real Reason

@Lily Rowan That's approximately what I was coming down here to say. Also, I ran into him in person last year and almost peed myself. The man is aging beautifully.

Posted on August 12, 2013 at 1:56 pm 1

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Mrs. QB1 looks so pretty when she laughs! I look like a demon in all photos where I'm laughing, so...prettay jealous.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 1:33 pm 0

On Other Rolling Stone Covers

@LaLoba She made the cover after some stupid Facebook "pick the cover" contest. I had to defriend several people who would not. stop. begging for votes for Karmin.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 12:38 pm 0

On Other Rolling Stone Covers

@Statham YouTube sensations, I believe. She gets all the attention, though. Poor dude's just there for occasional harmonies, and so she can use a catchy name instead of whatever her real name is.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 12:34 pm 0

On Other Rolling Stone Covers

That the Ricky Martin cover features a bunch of naked WOMEN is making me giggle uncontrollably right now.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 11:36 am 10