"and my last period just ended, but I think there’s a tampon stuck inside me so like, maybe I’m technically still on it?"
I have to admit her name has popped up and gotten buried into my brain bank, but this is an amazing introduction. ALSO, ANGEL, I'M A CANCER TOO I FEEL U GURL
Aren't grapes toxic to cats?
- Debbie Downer/Cat Lady
Today's moment of Zen: Today is Barbara Walters' 84th birthday. She is one year older than the youthful and agile woman picture. She's also older than my Grammy. I can't.
I laughed out loud at least six times reading this. Arisce, I am now following your everything.
On the heels of #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen week, it's time for #WhiteGirlProblems week!
(no shade being thrown, just a funny juxtaposition of content in recent days)
@adorable-eggplant yeah but she's on some next-level "this comfy white tee is a steal at $200" obliviousness. Anyway, she means well. I'll direct my shallow celebrity hate at Kris Jenner or whatever.
@City_Dater I think the collected hate she generates has since garnered her a lot of sympathy, so now the hate circle returns to the beginning. But she's infamous for her lack of self-awareness and frequent misguided attempts to be the everywoman.
Personally, I just think she's pretty. Pretty pretty pretty.