DON'T LEAVE ME.
@Jazmine Hughes :( am i cursed?
@lobsterhug maybe i just made myself sound smarter than i am because all i use is the regular ole angostura bitters that you can buy at the grocery store even. but it tastes so good! i'm so intrigued by all the fancy chocolate/rhubarb/random bitters flavors but i have no idea how to use any of em
plants i have killed: bonsai, cactus, bamboo, various succulents, succulents in cute beer cans, xmas trees annually, unknown indoor vine type plant sold to me as "unkillable," by enlisting the help of my chickens i've even killed all of the grass and weeds in the backyard.
all this to say that i fear even looking at photographs of your plants will spell their doom - you will receive no name ideas from me!
@lobsterhug ONLY IF YOU LIKE BITTERS THO.
@lobsterhug put a couple dashes of bitters in yr sparkly lime water & thank me later
"My commitment to air-drying my hair is the main reason I can never go back to a real job. Also because I have no real skills, lol." hehehe
one time i bleached my hair and years later it returned to its full and lush health and i forgot how hair can and actually is supposed to feel like not breaking in half at any moment or like straw sticking out of my cranium. anyways having blue hair was rad but it caused such utter and longterm destruction i give up.
one time i dreamt that barack obama wanted to have sex with me, but all i felt was SO DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED that he would cheat on michelle. that was basically the whole dream. it probably means something or other
goddamnit, all i wanna see is a dude enjoying himself IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FROM MAINSTREAM STRAIGHT PORN? yes.