SIGN ME UP. i'm actually already a member of a fast and furious coven.
hahahahhaha what the fuuuuq
i can't watch this.
@KateTay NEVER WASH YOUR HAIR EVER AGAIN IF POSSIBLE. that's the only thing that saved mine.
i console myself with the thought that this is maybe the best goodbye post i've read. BYE I GUESS.
LW2 is my life. my now ex-boyfriend once told me i'm sexist against straight white men LOL. while i was like "GOOD," i guess i've been wondering if my misandry jokes are going to prohibit me from finding a husband *clutches pearls* maybe i should tone it down? or maybe i should only date/befriend people who fucking get it, idk i can't decide.
DON'T LEAVE ME.
@Jazmine Hughes :( am i cursed?
@lobsterhug maybe i just made myself sound smarter than i am because all i use is the regular ole angostura bitters that you can buy at the grocery store even. but it tastes so good! i'm so intrigued by all the fancy chocolate/rhubarb/random bitters flavors but i have no idea how to use any of em