On I Hereby Convene The Beach Witch Coven

SIGN ME UP. i'm actually already a member of a fast and furious coven.

Posted on April 15, 2015 at 11:12 am 0

On "It’s perfectly possible that she will react badly."

hahahahhaha what the fuuuuq

Posted on April 13, 2015 at 3:48 pm 0

On Things I Want To Happen in Season 3 of "Orange is the New Black"


Posted on April 10, 2015 at 3:54 pm 0

On The Questions Of #BlackLivesMatter

i can't watch this.

Posted on April 8, 2015 at 11:39 am 0

On Things I Definitely Thought Of First

@KateTay NEVER WASH YOUR HAIR EVER AGAIN IF POSSIBLE. that's the only thing that saved mine.

Posted on April 7, 2015 at 11:25 am 0

On Girl, Bye (No, Really, Bye, This Is My Last Day)

i console myself with the thought that this is maybe the best goodbye post i've read. BYE I GUESS.

Posted on April 3, 2015 at 2:37 pm 0

On Friendships with Men, Jokes about Men, and Spiderwebs for Catching Men

LW2 is my life. my now ex-boyfriend once told me i'm sexist against straight white men LOL. while i was like "GOOD," i guess i've been wondering if my misandry jokes are going to prohibit me from finding a husband *clutches pearls* maybe i should tone it down? or maybe i should only date/befriend people who fucking get it, idk i can't decide.

Posted on April 1, 2015 at 4:15 pm 0

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread


Posted on March 27, 2015 at 4:33 pm 0

On What Should I Name My Plant?

@Jazmine Hughes :( am i cursed?

Posted on March 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm 0

On Beverages I Have Loved

@lobsterhug maybe i just made myself sound smarter than i am because all i use is the regular ole angostura bitters that you can buy at the grocery store even. but it tastes so good! i'm so intrigued by all the fancy chocolate/rhubarb/random bitters flavors but i have no idea how to use any of em

Posted on March 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm 0