On Draculas Through History

bram stoker's dracula is like MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME, and i never once realized in my myriad viewings that tom waits is in it. halloween mind explosion!
i also saw dracula untold, and it seemed really bad, but i also got really drunk while watching, so that could have been part of it.

Posted on October 31, 2014 at 1:07 pm 0


one of the most beautiful, impactful shows i've ever seen. it SERIOUSLY fucked me up on numerous occasions. i then went and watched everything else jane campion had ever done.
oh, and bright star was already one of my favorite films.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 3:37 pm 0

On "I Want You Back" Is Back

@Julie the T agree forever.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 3:18 pm 0

On Don't Be Afraid to Talk About Abortion

so good. thanks for the link.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 3:11 pm 0

On The Hairpin Halloween Advent Calendar: Halloween Rituals

because i'm also now an Old, last year was the first time i was home to give out candy to trick-or-treaters. i wore my favorite werewolf mask and felt judged to be very lame by most of the kids who came up to my door. one little boy, however, came up by himself and looked at me askance when i gave him his candy. i thought he was just mean muggin me like everyone else had, but after i shut the door, i heard him say to his mom "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ANY MORE HOUSES THAT WAS A WEREWOLF."
night - nay, life - completely made.

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Posted on October 15, 2014 at 9:36 am 0

On How Many Types of Millennials Are There?

billy crystal's former face or like his face he has now that he is an old person?
the only thing i like about potatoes is they remind me of vin diesel's glorious head.

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 1:46 pm 1

On Read This, Drink That

my two favorite things!

Posted on October 9, 2014 at 4:03 pm 0

On Come and Take It: The Fight Against HB2

it's terrible to witness the back-and-forth of this shitty, hateful legislation. GET RID OF IT ALREADY. just donated to Fund Texas Choice. thanks for the tip.

Posted on October 8, 2014 at 1:49 pm 0

On Patriarchal Parody: The Rom-Com Logic of David Fincher

i thoroughly enjoyed this reading of the movie! it intrigued me enough to want to see itttt

Posted on October 8, 2014 at 11:35 am 0