I have a degree in reading and discussing large chunks of the Western Canon. I love swing dancing, science fiction, and Gottfried Leibniz, not necessarily in that order. I speak enough Swahili to be going on with, and I will start an internship at the Smithsonian American Art Museum in September. I once killed a scorpion with a squeegee mop, but I have never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
@beecaveroad *high five* The free IUD club is awesome. I will find out tomorrow if my uterus agrees, as tomorrow is my month-and-a-half check-up to see if it's still in place and all.
Awwwwwwww! I am so glad this exists.
@kallitropos although now that I think about it that would probably be aiding and abetting the enemy.
@1684401564@twitter *raises hand* Can Lauren do one for spambot copy next?
@Didldidi :D I assume you are familiar with the source? http://socks-studio.com/2012/05/19/the-unplayable-score-faeries-aire-and-death-waltz-john-stump/
I made a couple of livejournal icons based on it years ago, but this was by far the one that got the most uses.
"Because I am a paradox my alter-ego is giving massages snapchat MFA Libertarian."
@fondue with cheddar Yeah, that definitely works!
"For real though a fairly successful career in sports is probably a conspiracy don't waste my time."
Followed directly by this, which sort of needs to be set to music:
"Crying in my bathtub crying in my bathtub my hobbies include heyyy I starred in my own reality show, you should message me you will love it I'm too honest you will love it if you dress up like a pin-up doll for me."
@fondue with cheddar THAT'S why it reminded me of the X-Files!
brb not sleeping forever