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Lily Rowan

Lily Rowan

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By bureaucrab on Ask a Fancy Person: Entry-Level Expensive, Unwanted Guests and the Gratefulness Feedback Loop

@superfluous consonants

"Dear X,

Thank you for the adorable activity mat, and please accept our apology for taking this long to say so. Timmy really enjoys playing on the mat, and we think of you every time he uses it. During this particularly challenging and hectic year, having such wonderful friends and family has been a stabilizing force for us, and we have felt so grateful to have you even when we have not been able to express it when or how we would have preferred. Thank you again, and we hope you enjoy the picture of Timmy on the mat!

Love, Us

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 2:27 pm 3

By Petrichoria on Women Killing It On Jeopardy! For the First Time Ever

I have a Jeopardy audition tomorrow.

I have in no way prepared for this at all. Today, instead, I am writing a paper on subversive children's books.

I HAVE AN AUDITION FOR JEOPARDY TOMORROW! (Anyone else going to be at a Georgetown hotel at 11:30?)

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 10:44 am 2

By adorable-eggplant on Seamless and Netflix Are Killing You Says New Article

@Jaya I'd go that route just for the novelty of the tiny delivery containers. Also, the joy of ordering five warm olives for one.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 12:23 pm 3

By Blushingflwr on Ask a Clean Person About Her New Book: A Conversation With Jolie Kerr

I think one of the great things about Jolie's tone is that she assumes you know nothing NOW, but that you are capable of learning. She never assumes that we don't know how to clean X because we're stupid, but rather than no one ever taught us.

Posted on February 24, 2014 at 3:53 pm 3

By Jolie Kerr on Ask a Clean Person About Her New Book: A Conversation With Jolie Kerr

@Lily Rowan I mean, imagine my surprise when the Ladies of Jezebel did not call for my head over a discussion of vaginal topics!

Posted on February 24, 2014 at 2:54 pm 2

By Slutface on Young Sting, Younger Gwen Stefani

"Chunky me"

Oh, f*ck off Gwen.

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 1:08 pm 6

By Gleemonex on 20 Songs by Women that Will Turn 20 in 2014

I tell you what, *this* 40-year-old suburban mom has made her little kids sit in the Highlander with her, strapped in their carseats in the driveway, till she finished listening to of a number of these songs, very loud, on Sirius's Lithium (90s alternative) channel. Oh Mazzy Star, I'll never ever be over "Fade Into You." On a related note: There really should be more songs about happily day-drinking with strangers while the workday world goes on around you.

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 2:49 pm 7

By j-i-a on What If a Women's Magazine Editor Edited a BBC News Story About Syria?

@MaryJReno my roomate's [NAME??] half-sister [IS FATHER REMARRIED OR MOTHER? MAY BE GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT WORK-LIFE BALANCE] makes $74/hour [IS THIS CONFIRMED] on the computer [WHAT MODEL? NEW COMPUTER? PROBABLY MAC AIR??]. She has been fired from work [WHY WAS SHE FIRED? DETAILS] for five months ["FUNEMPLOYED" MAYBE] but last month her paycheck was $21376 [PAID EVERY MONTH? BIWEEKLY?] just working on the computer for a few hours [PER DAY? IS SHE A WEBCAM GIRL???? DON'T BURY THIS LEDE]. you could look here WWW.Ring77.COm [WE NEED A BETTER LOOKING URL]

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 9:28 pm 37

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

Alpha on the streets, beta in the sheets.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 4:21 pm 22

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

@stuffisthings Beta Davis eyes!

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 3:23 pm 14