@KJZ It is entirely possible that your child will be a griffin, if I understand astrology.
My vote is for Cotton-Eyed Joe by Rednex.
Not a song, but the ads for Progressive and LensCrafters that come on Spotify in the middle of the R&B mix you were just getting into.
I lost my virginity to "Call Me Maybe" in the background, where do I claim my prize?
I don't know, sex during "Yakety Sax" would be nothing short of hilarious. Sex is supposed to be fun, right? We're allowed to laugh?
The Hairpin: Loidies foist.
Nuclear war and brassieres that actually fit properly.
There will never be enough Eudora Peterson.
@Pound of Salt
By iceberg on Shame the Children
@cuminafterall "If you want to be sexually attractive to men, don't be sexually attractive to men"