On BLAH: A Lifestyle Magazine for the Depressed Woman

SCORPIO: No one will ever love you

I'll be sobbing in a ball under my desk if anyone needs me.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:12 pm 1

On What's Your Damage? And Other Greetings

What up, Yo?

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 5:18 pm 0

On Snake Eats Crocodile, Is Described as "Definitely Very Full"

This is amazing.

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 6:03 pm 0

On The Fantasy Sochi Pie

35% couch surfing 50% endurance drinking 15% Seahawks parade screaming

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 4:27 pm 1

On The Fur Pie

I'll say it's 50/50 absolutely not giving a shit and laziness.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 2:48 pm 2

On Surprise! We're All Going to the Super Bowl With This Dude and His Mom

Any other Seattlites kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda freaking out about this weekend?

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 1:21 pm 0

On 20 Songs by Women that Will Turn 20 in 2014

@Gleemonex Whelp. Guess I'm off to Carrousel. RENEW!

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 3:02 pm 0

On 20 Songs by Women that Will Turn 20 in 2014

ALL OF THE ABOVE! And thanks for reminding me that it's been 20 years since I was a freshman in high school. Assholes.

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 2:50 pm 4

On Seasonal Affective Disorder Olympics

I feel like a winner now, thanks.

Posted on January 27, 2014 at 12:42 pm 0

On Time Frames

"The Marlboro Psychiatric Hospital in New Jersey opened in 1937 and closed in 1990."

" In the spring of 1995, William Jennings, who had been found not guilty by reason of insanity in the murder of his parents 15 years earlier, climbed the seven-foot fence and simply walked away."

It took him 5 years to realize that there were no doctors or guards any more?

Posted on January 27, 2014 at 12:41 pm 0