Can someone translate this to members of say, New Edition, or New Kids on the Block, for those of us who are of advanced age?
@de Pizan I feel like these are from a Delia's catalogue circa 1997.
Oh man, I just watched that Jason Brown video twice and I am weeping at his reaction at the end.
You sound fun.
Writing or Running?
I'll take "Activities which I avoid at all costs" for $1000, Alex.
@Brunhilde I am old and cranky. Apologies.
"I might be single, but I am also allergic to cats. Life is full of surprises! I am 27 years old—when and how did this happen—and have had exactly three serious relationships my entire life."
Well then. May as well just give up! You're over the hill! Expired. Nigh thee to Carrousel, renew, and try again.
"The marriage was built to last but the house was built too small"
The cast of The Wood was motherfucking hooooottttttt. Needs to be moved up in rank.
You're the first writer to adequately explain why I fucking hate poetry so as a writer I think you're top notch!