By iceberg on The Bro Pie
100% supreme air of overblown self-confidence masking crippling self-doubt
@Brunhilde Gwyneth gets this awesome small-batch crack flown in from Vermont. You have GOT to try it.
@Brunhilde You probably also like sports? And jokes?
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher Women with Breasts UNITE! (Or at least those of us with fantastic racks)
@Brunhilde Yes, but what about BREASTS and also butts?
@Brunhilde I'd ask if we could hang out sometime and talk about our legs together, but I just don't get along with other girls, you know?
By Faintly Macabre on Thank You So Much For Being With Me Tonight to Celebrate My Twenty-Five-And-Twelve-Month Birthday
@titsgrande Congratulations, how wonderful
By JessicaLovejoy on Thank You So Much For Being With Me Tonight to Celebrate My Twenty-Five-And-Twelve-Month Birthday
@Bostonienne This isn't about this particular piece, but I turned 25 and 36 months old in April, and overnight it seemed like every site I visit was overrun with "I'm a ruderless 19 year old, I can't find my passion, what is to become of me and I what do I doooooo, other than have this piece published by a super popular website" tales. Well, you shut the fuck up for starters.
Dear Baba, why do I give in to all my temptations, everyday, every night, and only go into a shame spiral once every two weeks or so after really over doing it?
@Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood "that's for ruining Breakfast at Tiffany's"