I would totally hang out with the guy who wrote the first response.
I've been all up on your jock on twitter for a while! Also if you ever go to Seattle Rob Roy has great mashed potatoes.
LOL at "th;dr"
I loved this. I worked in the kitchen of a bar & grill (washing dishes starting at 13, then onto pretty much every other possible job there by the time I was 20) and growing up in restaurants is so much fun. I smoked pot in the walk in with the cooks and gossiped with the waitresses and basically laughed and joked and pranked each other all the time and worked hard and got exceeeeeedingly dirty. The smell of fryer oil never comes out of sneakers.
I have seen that clip of Paul Simon, yes, but don't mind being reminded to watch it again.
Your high school teachers were fucking monsters and I can't believe they're allowed around children.
I was going to guess "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues", but ugh, no, of course it's fucking Twilight.
@Brunhilde Also, "Rigs". A+++++
I got my license in '96 and this is a pretty accurate summation of the cars in the parking lot of my HS. (1979 Restored Custom F100 Ford Truck, Silver, for me!)