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On Men Explain Cars To Me

I would totally hang out with the guy who wrote the first response.

Posted on November 20, 2014 at 5:06 pm 0

On Please Welcome Jazmine Hughes, The Hairpin's New Contributing Editor

I've been all up on your jock on twitter for a while! Also if you ever go to Seattle Rob Roy has great mashed potatoes.

Posted on September 1, 2014 at 7:42 pm 0

On The Harsh Mellow Pie

LOL at "th;dr"

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 5:28 pm 1

On The Essential Life Lessons of the Dairy Queen Sisterhood

I loved this. I worked in the kitchen of a bar & grill (washing dishes starting at 13, then onto pretty much every other possible job there by the time I was 20) and growing up in restaurants is so much fun. I smoked pot in the walk in with the cooks and gossiped with the waitresses and basically laughed and joked and pranked each other all the time and worked hard and got exceeeeeedingly dirty. The smell of fryer oil never comes out of sneakers.

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 5:11 pm 0

On The Irish Exit Chronicles

I have seen that clip of Paul Simon, yes, but don't mind being reminded to watch it again.

Posted on May 23, 2014 at 3:31 pm 0

On Stores Your Dad Hates

"Not Sears"

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 1:34 pm 0

On On Having a Gay Voice

Your high school teachers were fucking monsters and I can't believe they're allowed around children.

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 4:49 pm 2

On The United States of Books

I was going to guess "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues", but ugh, no, of course it's fucking Twilight.

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 2:23 pm 0

On Rigs to Drive to High School From 1996-2000, Ranked

@Brunhilde Also, "Rigs". A+++++

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 1:53 pm 0

On Rigs to Drive to High School From 1996-2000, Ranked

I got my license in '96 and this is a pretty accurate summation of the cars in the parking lot of my HS. (1979 Restored Custom F100 Ford Truck, Silver, for me!)

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 1:53 pm 0