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tippersnark

tippersnark

I live in an uncool neighborhood and write a blog no one reads.

On Relationshapes!

Yeah, I'm with you. I've fucking had with this series. It's trying so hard to be funny, but someone needs to put it out of its misery, like... three installments ago.

Posted on March 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm 1

On A Mom Responds Before Crowding You Out of Your Local Coffeeshop/Bar

These comments are making me sad, so allow me to say the following: Jessica Roake! I think I love you! Let's be horrible people together! :D

Posted on March 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm 2

On Queer Credentials, Reverse Crushes, and a Handy How-To

"people out there who don't find this titillating at the very least" = me, for one. Sorry? Surprise? I don't know what the right reaction is here.

Posted on March 1, 2011 at 11:09 am 0

On Masturbation Clubs of the 1700s

"May prick nor purse ne'er fail you" = omg, best tattoo everrrrrr

Posted on February 23, 2011 at 2:17 pm 1

On How to Be a Stay at Home Girlfriend

She's also written gems like "Leg Love: How to Understand and Control Your Cellulite!" and "Luscious Lips: 5 Tips and Tricks for a Pretty Pucker!" and "Hair Transformation: Solange Knowles' Constantly Changing Look!" I just... I dunno. I need to go lie down for a while, I think.

Posted on February 22, 2011 at 3:20 pm 0

On How to Be a Stay at Home Girlfriend

Whaaaaaat? It's like she has a PhD in givin' it away for little financial benefit. WHAT THE H

Posted on February 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm 0

On DIY Healthcare for Ladies

Dolomite?! The tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about? I'm 40% dolomite!

Posted on February 22, 2011 at 3:10 pm 0

On How to Be a Stay at Home Girlfriend

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS

Posted on February 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm 0

On How to Be a Stay at Home Girlfriend

But... she says she is pulling her weight. She says she still pays for half of everything which makes me think she got the worst of a bad bargain. If I'm going to be cooking a roast in a tube top with a whiskey on ice for my man before "sexy time," isn't that good for, I dunno, at least a 50% discount on my part of the rent?

Posted on February 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm 0

On How to Be a Stay at Home Girlfriend

IKR? Shit, if my husband left his fiancee and two kids for me, I'd be doing my best to be sure he didn't have a reason to go looking for some on the side AGAIN.

Posted on February 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm 0