@punkahontas this this this this this this AND this. What she said.
@Xanthophyllippa sometimes I catch myself going "poor poor joseph, whatcha gonna do. whatcha gonna do..."
mine would be titled "the best time I was in my high school's production of joseph and the amazing colour dream coat on lsd" and it involves sweating and watching television snow at intermission while all the bank geeks pointed and laughed (with me of course, not at me!)