"Eat a bag of dicks...because it's the most efficient way to follow the updated FDA-approved nut-ritional guidelines"
I don't agree with a single word of this article, but maybe that's because my true identity is first name Ted last name Bundy.
Very distressing to discover that xanax is not in an exclusive relationship with me. Not cool, xanax, we could have talked about this like adults. You know my triggers!
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) That's a brilliant idea! Here's my very favorite random picture, which could be good for sending to 90s friends (hairpin time machine):
ETA: Man, campari! If only I had thought of that sooner.
Any asshole can open up a museum
Put all the things he loves on display
So everyone can see them
The house, the car, a thoughtful wife;
Ordinary moments in his ordinary life.
But if she blinks or smiles, she'll give you away
'Cause no one wants to pay to see her happiness.
No one wants to pay to see her day to day
And I'm not buying it either,
But I'll try selling it anyway.
Any idiot can play Greek for a day
And join a sorority or write a tragedy
And articulate all that pain,
And maybe you'll get paid.
But it's a sin when success complains
And your writers block - it don't mean shit.
Just throw it against the wall and see what sticks.
Gotta write a hit - I think this is it.
It's a hit.
@ru_ri Man, I am over the moon about the Baba Yaga column too.
By ru_ri on Friday Open Thread
Also did anyone see the fantastic thing Carolita did for Cosmopolitan? It is amazing and wonderful and now I can't find a link.
I rarely, if ever, manage the 360 degree turn; I've had leakage once, but otherwise, smooth sailing. I love the divacup because (a) I am cheap (b) no risk of TSS and (c) people are faintly grossed out by it, sometimes, which I think is funny. I do suspect that tampons, as a product, are better suited to adapt to a variety of vaginal shapes/sizes. But if a cup works for your particular body, man, IT WORKS.
My one peeve with this article: penetrative vaginal sex does not enlarge the vagina permanently. During/immediately after, yes. Longterm, no. This is a myth, and it's an icky phallocentric myth, and I wish it would just go away.
Well, I'm confused. There's a recent one-star Amazon review for the Diva Cup that sounds an awful lot like this story, and the title is "DO NOT USE!" So are you anti-Diva cups specifically?