THANK YOU for saying what many of us have avoided saying in our acquaintances' Facebook comments.
@Amanda Kat@facebook Can we stop dirt-shaming women?
@up cubed oh, also, I know that there are people on here who don't really care about hearing what other people dreamt last night but:
I dreamt that my cat was swimming in my pool (I do not have a pool) and before I could get to her to be like "Silly cat, go inside! You're not supposed to be swimming!", Michael B Jordan climbed into my pool and picked up my cat and pulled her out.
So maybe the image of Michael B Jordan, all wet with pool water, holding a furry supercat will help make your week better?
@up cubed Also, are you a libra? Because I found the galactic rabbit's hell-swamp analogy to be eerily accurate.
ETA: @coolallison I neeeeeeeeed him.
@up cubed It hasn't been a great Internet week, but please enjoy these animal puns: http://i.imgur.com/SeB0d.jpg
By stonefruit on Friday Open Thread
@up cubed Oh, I'm so sorry you're having a hard day! Ugh. I hope you can have a cup of hot chocolate, or whatever beverage warms your soul, very soon.
I apparently am an extraordinarily simple person, because a high school pal posted this link a two weeks ago and I laughed so, so much. Sometimes it's good to go back to basics, maybe? That's my excuse, anyway: 45 Funniest DYAC Mishaps of 2013
@up cubed Here is a puppy that a local dachshund rescue currently has, and made me smile:
@up cubed Yes! Picture coming up (with some searching: I saw cute things, but have to refind them).
Bonus I found while searching:
"Eat a bag of dicks...because it's the most efficient way to follow the updated FDA-approved nut-ritional guidelines"
I don't agree with a single word of this article, but maybe that's because my true identity is first name Ted last name Bundy.