@stuffisthings A BOMB.
@fabel God, liking yourself? That's so beta. Bulk up, fabel.
@jia @stuffisthings With these beta eyesssssss
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got beta eyesssss
I feel the magic between you and I
"Boy, you must be a robot because you are a person who works mechanically without original thought, especially one who responds automatically to the commands of others."
"Boy, you must be a fiasco because you are a complete failure."
By leonstj on Girl, You Must Be...
"Boy, you must be a roadblock because you are something, such as a situation or condition, that prevents further progress toward an accomplishment."
Shit is harsh, son. Now I'm sad.
@stuffisthings "Girl, you must be an asset because you are a spy working in his or her own country and controlled by the enemy." - that got a lot more interesting that it should have been. Also props on avoiding the obvious pun.
From now on everyone I date has to have a horse, and bring said horse to dinner.
And the horse has to pay and hold the door for me.
@stuffisthings hahah no, dude, I'm with you 100%. I think when religion is the primary motivation for an act like this, it's incredibly troubling. I also think that it sucks that families who just have the bigness and genuine desire to adopt, and are also and secondarily Christian (one of my ex-boyfriend's families was like this, and adopted domestically) are probably getting swallowed up by this mess.
@stuffisthings please, the answer is a 30 rack of icehouse/busch/natty.
By P.S. Please don't hate me on I Am So Sorry You Probably Didn't Have An Orgasm That Time We Hooked Up
It is! The picture relates to the origin of the commenter name.
Did you know that New Zealand was the first country to declare itself a Jonathan Franzen-free zone? Many other countries have followed since, and New Zealand has since prohibited Jonathans Lethem and Safran Foer.