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@anachronistique But the shark's eyes! He's clearly distraught and looking for his friends who have abandoned him. My heart is breaking.
"We had urinalysis before we invented the sphygmomanometer?" -overheard while watching Downton with med students.
In the car, my dad would have my brother and I play the "coma" game. Whoever could lie silent, unmoving and limp the longest in the back seat won. I only recently realized the underlying motivations for inventing this game.
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Eeeee this is how I do my make-up when I get fancied up! Thank you for the validation, Jane/Jessica! Except I have the <$10 version of that color in L'Oreal Infallible Never Fail - Apricot. I also have the same stuff in bright, balls-out, va-va-voom "Beyonce's Red", which I feel like a rock star wearing.
/unintentional lipstick ad
Did she sit for this while in the hospital for morning sickness? Poor girl.
@RationalHatter Yes! At Buckle. I always had the best shopping experiences there. They work on commission, I believe, and so I would just sit in the dressing room while they brought pair after pair, one size bigger in this, a little slimmer cut than that, etc. etc. Now that I know that perfect fit is Silver Tuesdays in 29/36, I don't go through all that anymore, but it was seriously life changing in high school when I didn't even realize pants could be sold by the inseam! The Silver Tuesdays are a bit lower rise (just at the pointy front of my hip bones) but wraps right around my butt for no gap when I sit down. Good luck!!
@karenb @Trilby Depending on the neighborhood, the stormwater collection system may be combined with or separate from the sanitary sewers. This map shows which is which: http://www.nyc.gov/html/dep/pdf/green_infrastructure/sewer_drainage_area_types_map.pdf
Anywhere that's green, you could be confident knowing that the contents of your chamber pot were on a one-way trip to the wastewater plant! Signed, resident environmental/water resources engineer.
I wish I had grown up without reading anything by Beatrix Potter. I was such a fearfully obedient child and after rereading those books (AND ILLUSTRATIONS!), I'm beginning to understand why.